Honest Message to Somali Girls

[Alpo1]

Somali girls: you have no tribe, this is something you must realize. Stop all this nonsense of reppin' your tribe in people's faces. In the eyes of every Somali male, you're just a set of sex holes waiting to be sold by your father.

If a Somali girl insists on what her tribe is then my answer to this is whichever penis is lodged inside her. If the guy she's sleeping with is Ogaden, then she's Ogaden. If the guy is African-American, then she's part of the Nigga tribe. If he's Arab, then she's part of the Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi tribe, and so on and so forth.

Recently, I tried to buy this cute Somali girl in MN and her father didn't care what my tribe was, he just asked for 40k. I was like wtf, that's absurd. I lowballed him and said 7k is my offer. The old nigga busted out laughing and went into a rant on how he's MJ and he's of noble blood. He said the reason why he can charge so high for his daughter is because being MJ is a brand, and brands cost more.

So I tried to start a conversation with him hopping the price on the girl would go down. I said how's work, and he just laughed. He said all he does is make light skinned Somali girls and sells'em for high profit margins to Hawiye niggas from Columbus. He told me he has 9 daughters, and based on their current market value, he estimates his net worth is between 1.5-2.1 million dollars.


He then gave me a list of the current values of Somali girls that all Somali fathers get once their daughter hits puberty:


1. Virgin Somali Girl from Canada costs 55k. (except for the ones in Toronto - their value is 4k due to a number of variables. It's a case by case study that involves if she has tattoos, if she sampled any Jamaicans, if she drinks, etc. If she still has her walls down there, then she can go for 4k. If she has no walls, then her father might give her away for an ounce of Khat)

2. Virgin Somali girl from MN, Seattle and Maine cost 40k, since most of them are white washed, have college degrees and tend to be submissive.

3. Virgin Somali girls from Atlanta, Columbus, and DC go for 2k because let's face it, they are ratchet and think twerking is a sport. Most of them sound ghetto as fuck and have tramp stamps.


Wallahi, I'm not sexist. I don't make the rules. This is what Julkimi's father told me.

[Kofianan]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkk

[jamal9]

^ menace2society

[Amira143]

We possess the tribe of our fathers you utter gob shiit. Just because our kids don't take after us doesn't make us tribeless.

Why are you so demeaning and ruthless toward somali females in this case? Haven't you been birthed by a woman? raised by one? related to one? You're clearly displaying deep and dark psychological issues. Get help.


Good day.

[Jabuutawi]

Don't you have sisters, female cousins, aunts and a mother? Stop with the nonsense.

[YummyMummy]

[SelfD]

So your other thread didnt get the female attention that you expected and turned to insulting somali females?...how's that working for u bud?

[Kofianan]

Funny guy

[grandpakhalif]

[maryandagan]

Your mentally sick, why do u always swear in the name of Allah .... You said "walahi that is what her father told me". Subxsnallah your lying coz she once said her father died Allah unaxaristo.

[AhlulbaytSoldier]

^ menace2society

Thats exacly what i though

He stole pic of someone lool
Waa eey inkaarqaba

[Kofianan]

kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[kayd92]

menace has a fucked up mentality

[unstoppablefade]

at all the fucktards in this thread.

Hint: It's not menace. Try again. OP I ain't gnna expose you but you're killing me with these posts

[Cunaaye25]

. In the eyes of every Somali male, you're just a set of sex holes waiting to be sold by your father.

If a Somali girl insists on what her tribe is then my answer to this is whichever penis is lodged inside her.

hooyadaa iyo walaasha ka waran?


labeeb baa tahay orod oo ninkii ku wasi jirey doono.........