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An Educated corrupted Xalimo and her flight 14 husband..

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Scene in the BEDROOM. Wedding Night.

Wife: Husband, before you take my virginity, I need to you to play a role. I need to detect a sense of aggressiveness from you, in order to be in that mood.


Hyperactive: Istaqfurulaah. what could you have in mind?

Wife: You appear mild and soft spoken. Nothing wrong with that, you make a great husband I am sure. But for me, with my advance brain and taste, I need a scene of aggressiveness exhibited for me to be turned on.


Hyperactive: Walaal, do you know, consummation is meant to procreate. We are about to make a child and you are looking to play a sexual fantasy?



Wife: First of all, STOP calling me 'walaal'. I am not your walaal, If I am going to see your pen.is erect and penetrate me, the filial terms of endearment, doesn't work. Second of all, use words like Fu.ck or sex at least--instead of archaic shakespearan words of Consummation.


Hyperactive: Cajiib badaana.


Wife: I want you to grab my hair, slap me if you have to, roar like a lion, I want your eyes dead with passion and intention to hurt. A temporary insanity if you will. I want to be spanked, and I want you to order me to bite my pillow, to silence my noise for the sake of the neighbors. I want to see you in a state of raping mode, a beast of the beast. A sense of blood running through your vein. Tear apart my night gown if you have to. I want marks and pains interchanged with a transcendent rhythm of thrusts and slaps, and knock out, gently of course, but an act of vandalism on the body of a woman, bored with polite, calm, dull, religious cold man.


Hyperactive: Cough. Sneeze. God willing, I want a divorce. :-O
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:wtf: :lol:
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Basra- wrote:Scene in the BEDROOM. Wedding Night.

Wife: Husband, before you take my virginity, I need to you to play a role. I need to detect a sense of aggressiveness from you, in order to be in that mood.


Hyperactive: Istaqfurulaah. what could you have in mind?

Wife: You appear mild and soft spoken. Nothing wrong with that, you make a great husband I am sure. But for me, with my advance brain and taste, I need a scene of aggressiveness exhibited for me to be turned on.


Hyperactive: Walaal, do you know, consummation is meant to procreate. We are about to make a child and you are looking to play a sexual fantasy?





Wife: First of all, STOP calling me 'walaal'. I am not your walaal, If I am going to see your pen.is erect and penetrate me, the filial terms of endearment, doesn't work. Second of all, use words like Fu.ck or sex at least--instead of archaic shakespearan words of Consummation.


Hyperactive: Cajiib badaana.


Wife: I want you to grab my hair, slap me if you have to, roar like a lion, I want your eyes dead with passion and intention to hurt. A temporary insanity if you will. I want to be spanked, and I want you to order me to bite my pillow, to silence my noise for the sake of the neighbors. I want to see you in a state of raping mode, a beast of the beast. A sense of blood running through your vein. Tear apart my night gown if you have to. I want marks and pains interchanged with a transcendent rhythm of thrusts and slaps, and knock out, gently of course, but an act of vandalism on the body of a woman, bored with polite, calm, dull, religious cold man.


Hyperactive: Cough. Sneeze. God willing, I want a divorce. :-O
And some have the audacity to question why we love Her Ladyship so! Need I say more?

Thanks Basra, that was so entertaining..
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Re: An Educated corrupted Xalimo and her flight 14 husband..

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Confirmed; Basra is the masochist type.
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what a crazy imagination but rings so true on may levels when it comes to qurbajoog xalimos. a marked difference to their ayeeyos when it comes to caranal matters.

what happened to good old fashioned sex for procreation. nowadays corset iyo balayo kaale weey no so xiirtan and initiaite sex.
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i want to translate so that every body can understand what she experienced after she got married to mr hyperactive.

basra: waryaahe intaanad i bacrimin belaayo belaayo iska dhig, hadii kale kale ma siraadan karo.

Xiinwaal: dhega! naa maad ka joogi ?

basra: hadaanad tumaynin tumaynin oo aanad marba dhan ii foorarin fiiq siin maysid.

xiinwaal: War bal nasladan iyo lama aragtan ila eega, walaalo hadaan ku ruxruxo saw biyuhu kaa quban maayaan, inoo kaadi oo jirjir cadka u seexo aynu taranee.

basra: may waxan doonayaa in qayladeena muslinku yaabo, sidii libaax i qaatay, waxaan doonayaa inaad adigu afka i qabato oo barkimada igu buquujiso marka ummadu qayladeena kusoo toosto hadii kale aamusi karimaayo.

xiinwaal: waanu ku fahanay ! 25kaygaa halaad baa reerkiina hunguri kaga jiraa, xoolo aan xaal iyo boolajiis qayladaada kaga bixiyo mahayo, naag is rogrogaysana anigu waxba ku shuban maayo. cawdaan kuu jarayayee cagta waaga aroorta xamaamadaada iga aruurso.
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Re: An Educated corrupted Xalimo and her flight 14 husband..

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theyuusuf143 wrote:i want to translate so that every body can understand what she experienced after she got married to mr hyperactive.

basra: waryaahe intaanad i bacrimin belaayo belaayo iska dhig, hadii kale kale ma siraadan karo.

Xiinwaal: dhega! naa maad ka joogi ?

basra: hadaanad tumaynin tumaynin oo aanad marba dhan ii foorarin fiiq siin maysid.

xiinwaal: War bal nasladan iyo lama aragtan ila eega, walaalo hadaan ku ruxruxo saw biyuhu kaa quban maayaan, inoo kaadi oo jirjir cadka u seexo aynu taranee.

basra: may waxan doonayaa in qayladeena muslinku yaabo, sidii libaax i qaatay, waxaan doonayaa inaad adigu afka i qabato oo barkimada igu buquujiso marka ummadu qayladeena kusoo toosto hadii kale aamusi karimaayo.

xiinwaal: waanu ku fahanay ! 25kaygaa halaad baa reerkiina hunguri kaga jiraa, xoolo aan xaal iyo boolajiis qayladaada kaga bixiyo mahayo, naag is rogrogaysana anigu waxba ku shuban maayo. cawdaan kuu jarayayee cagta waaga aroorta xamaamadaada iga aruurso.

:russ: :dead:

What's with the repetition of Basra's words though?
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because her crazy fetish is quite interesting :damn: :damn:
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Another sexual domination play :oops:
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:dead: :dead:
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loooooooooooooooooooool


God bless HyperActive.
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zumaale wrote:what a crazy imagination but rings so true on may levels when it comes to qurbajoog xalimos. [b][u][size=150] a marked difference to ... e][/u][/b]
what happened to good old fashioned sex for procreation. nowadays corset iyo balayo kaale weey no so xiirtan and initiaite sex.

Best intelligent response I have ever read. You SHOULD write for a newspaper. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :dj: :dj: :dj: :dj:
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theyuusuf143 wrote:i want to translate so that every body can understand what she experienced after she got married to mr hyperactive.

basra: waryaahe intaanad i bacrimin belaayo belaayo iska dhig, hadii kale kale ma siraadan karo.

Xiinwaal: dhega! naa maad ka joogi ?

basra: hadaanad tumaynin tumaynin oo aanad marba dhan ii foorarin fiiq siin maysid.

xiinwaal: War bal nasladan iyo lama aragtan ila eega, walaalo hadaan ku ruxruxo saw biyuhu kaa quban maayaan, inoo kaadi oo jirjir cadka u seexo aynu taranee.

basra: may waxan doonayaa in qayladeena muslinku yaabo, sidii libaax i qaatay, waxaan doonayaa inaad adigu afka i qabato oo barkimada igu buquujiso marka ummadu qayladeena kusoo toosto hadii kale aamusi karimaayo.

xiinwaal: waanu ku fahanay ! 25kaygaa halaad baa reerkiina hunguri kaga jiraa, xoolo aan xaal iyo boolajiis qayladaada kaga bixiyo mahayo, naag is rogrogaysana anigu waxba ku shuban maayo. cawdaan kuu jarayayee cagta waaga aroorta xamaamadaada iga aruurso.

:lol: :clap:
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Re: An Educated corrupted Xalimo and her flight 14 husband..

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Lol..Basra and her masochism stories.
why do u pick on hyper?
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Re: An Educated corrupted Xalimo and her flight 14 husband..

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naya, I was in no way alluding to anal with that typo. meant to say 'carnal matters'. nonetheless, with the pornification of society, i wouldn't put it past ilbaax xalimos like basra giving one a prostate massage without prior authorisation. I can imagine a ducaale waking up to cambaro molesting him in the name of experimentation.
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