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Grandpakhalif needs your help.

Post by jalaaludin5 »

Beesha reer Somalinet need to put on their thinking cap and find a way for for our brother grandpakhalif to join his cult in Sirya.
As thing stand at the moment the kid is not allowed to board a plane and is watched closely by the Canadian authority.
So we have to make his dream come true and find a way for him to leave Canada.

This boy believe that al-bagdadi is the real deal and would love nothing more than to be in his harem of young fresh foreigners.

Its a known fact that Al-bagdadi get his pick of fresh meat every night from all those western fish and chips and donut ass foreigners...

So grandpah, i hope for your sake you have an onion booty :lol:

Anyway, all those that have an idea of how tahlib work or know a way to get out of Canada without been detected, then please please your insight will be appreciated.

And jazakallah khair in advance.

Yours daacadlihi Jalaaludin Bulaale.
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is he in canada

if so report him to the authorities walahi no joking

he is quit serious and if you allow this to continue he will slaughter innocent people in the name of allah
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waraabe251 wrote:is he in canada

if so report him to the authorities walahi no joking

he is quit serious and if you allow this to continue he will slaughter innocent people in the name of allah
The authority are aware of him sxb. thats why his not allowed to leave the country so this is a topic aimed at finding a way to put him in the arm (or bed) of al-bagdadi.

Why report him? let him go and bite a bullet.
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I am sure he will fit in ISIS after hearing him screaming Allahu akbar and waving and licking his knife on TC.
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he can go to his local arab shisha spot and suck some ceeb there without wasting 1500 on tickets,
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I can contact the authorities there at any time.
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is this a joke?
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FAH1223 wrote:I can contact the authorities there at any time.
I do not fear your threats,

You can never defeat the true bliever you saleebi loving snake, the believer is never defeated.

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FAH1223 wrote:I can contact the authorities there at any time.
you need to contact local Authorities asap. if this idiot goes out and kills innocents it is on you. You need to save people
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I believe Grandpa is a lapsed Muslim.

I am,

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FAH1223 wrote:I can contact the authorities there at any time.
viewtopic.php?f=18&t=354483
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Gabre, I see no benefit in that, it would not benefit the Muslims but make there lives more difficult especially in the west. So I don't see how I am a threat? Is it because I believe in Caliphate?
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grandpakhalif wrote:Gabre, I see no benefit in that, it would not benefit the Muslims but make there lives more difficult especially in the west. So I don't see how I am a threat? Is it because I believe in Caliphate?
Is this post supposed to be part of your alibi?
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:lol: Call whichever authorities you wish than for certainly I have done no wrong, I have a higher authority of the heavens and Earth who is with me. So I do not fear the blame of the blamers.
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Y'all need to get off Grabdpa's qalankiisa..he is one of the realist dudes up in here
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