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Oday Somaliyeed oo baranbarada magaceeda u maleeye JESUS

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This is just a light and kinda old joke, but it's still halarious. I hope none of you get offended.

-Waxaa jiray, Oday flight 13 ah. Guri ayaa la soo dajiye. Gurigii buu wuxuu ku arkay baranbaro. Xafiiska guryahooda ayuu wacay. Asagoo u sheegaya ineey baranbaro guriga joogto. Nin baa u yimid oo fiirninayaa wuxuu ka sheekenayo. Ninkii baa yiri "aaway". Odayga Somaliyeed wuxuu tusay meesheey baranbarada joogtay. Ninkii cadaanka ahaa markuu arkay. Intuu booday ayuu yidhi "JESUS!!!!!".

Odayga Somaliga wuxuu u maleeye magaca baranbarada in af ingiriis lagu yidhaahdo, "Jesus". Asagoo isku dayaaya inuu tuso meelwalba ee baranbarada guriga kaga jirto, wuxuuna yidhi "Jesus upstairs, jesus in the bathroom, jesus in the basement!, JESUS EVERYWHERE" Laughing Laughing
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^^^ Waa kusidee shekatan waxaan maqlay 18 years ago markaan maraykanka imid.
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Dude, I just heard it... I just thought I might want to share it with the crackheads of Somalinet. Cool
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sheekadan anoo garguuranayaan maqlay laakin sexy maxaad heysaa oo heedhe meeday naagtii buurneydee aad iga balan qaaday
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"Jesus upstairs, jesus in the bathroom, jesus in the basement!, JESUS EVERYWHERE"

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[quote="Frank"]sheekadan anoo garguuranayaan maqlay laakin sexy maxaad heysaa oo heedhe meeday naagtii buurneydee aad iga balan qaaday[/quote]

Haa hadde, waa old.. Whenever it's told.. I just can't help but laugh.. Naagtaan kaa balanqaaday wali wey daaqeysa.. Basra, lemme know when you're ready.. Gacanta baan kaa saaraya.
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Post by Frank »

hayee waa hagaage heedhe gacanta ha ii saarine cali fanax fooda u saar
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War heedhe soo taa Soomaneed?
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ala bisinka haa ina adeer raali noqo naag buuran iyo mid baan kuu hayaa markaa tiraa is hilmaamee
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Post by xoogSADE14 »

i've been hearing that joke ever since i was lil
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Post by Mowhawk »

Walaalayaal

We shouldn't crack a joke about Allah SWT's prophet's like Jesus pbuh during Ramadaan.

Ramadaan kariim all.
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