Official 2015 Snet Male Calendar

[Sophisticate]

Thank you friends for your input and at your request here's the 2015 line up.

January - ZubeirAwal

Last year he was barely legal and as hairless as palm. Now the epitome of manhood, his five chin hairs give him something to brag about.

February - Methylamine

Loans are the devil and if he loses that scholarship its part-time street pharmacist for him. Don't be fooled by his miskeen exterior since there lays a man that will bust a cap in your ass if there are late fees.

March - Hyperactive

This divorce attorney specializes in making people miserable, but that’s not why he’s sworn off marriage, he’s been told everyone is a potential HIV carrier.

April - DR-YALAXOOW

Believes instagram is all lies, they go to bed Beyoncé and wake up golem. If you want the real McCoy send a sawiir where you look like you were hit by a bus.

May - Caesar

Military strategist that holds Awdal down in the political section, his take no prisoners mentality make him tough to beat when playing World at War.

June - Zumaale

He comes prepared with DNA evidence to dismiss false claims of Arab paternity. However, some of his targets are too emotionally invested to believe it. (They shall not be named).

July - Twist

Age unknown – somewhere between 30 and 70. Past times include: occasional weed smoking, bird watching, especially breeds with daddy issues, and spoiling his online paramour, Madame Basra.

August - Adali

Convinced that if he pays a Xalimo’s bus fare and dinner at Nandos that she’s his girlfriend. His motto is there’s no such thing as a free ride.

September- JaalleMarx

New-aged traditionalist that appreciates hido iyo dhaqan but defies cultural conventions - a short and brawny araweelo capable of bench pressing him and brandishing a knife is his idea of a beauty.

October - Keyblade

A sheegato that pretended to be a fufu eating Nigerian when he’s really a skinny who eats plain old basto without sugo. I bet he adds extra mayo to his sandwiches, so what is he now cadaan or Somali?

November -Liquid Hydrogen

Radical realist or pessimist? One thing is certain he has a permanently mad and constipated look on his face. It’s either brought on by over thinking or less than smart posts made by members.

December - Sulfur

Let's pay our respects to a member that was unjustly banned. You shall be freed in due time.

[Hyperactive]

shophiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! i swear before i opened the topic i wished my name wouldnt be there . but the picture is accuate. loool

can you explain to me what the each month mean??


ohhhh this is crazy i am March baby. what a coincident!

[Sophisticate]

Hey hyperactive,

The people have spoken and your name was mentioned in my other thread. Sometimes when you hope your not on a list you appear on it anyway. Wallahi hyper I didn't even know that you were born in March.

Well often times calendars you buy have themes, it could be cats, or even naughty pics but I wanted a clean and comical one with gifs featuring 12 male members. The months are in no particular order.

[Hyperactive]

well, i was born march. i am like somali 01/01 , i am 03/03 . seriouslly, for once i thought you know me.lol

[YummyMummy]

Thank you Sophie
My favourite satires: Yalaxow, Zubeir, LH and Twist. Is Adali's one still accurate if he pays for his own bus fare & talks to himself @ Nandos?
And who are Zumaale (apart from the DNA threads) and Caeser?

[Sophisticate]

Hyper you're lucky its 03/03 and that you weren't born January 1st. That's a default b-day for many Somalis. I was born in 05/06.

[anzeloti]

Adali

[Sophisticate]

Thank you Sophie
My favourite satires: Yalaxow, Zubeir, LH and Twist. Is Adali's one still accurate if he pays for his own bus fare & talks to himself @ Nandos?
And who are Zumaale (apart from the DNA threads) and Caeser?

No, thank you Yummy for the input. As for Adali a party of three could consist of - me, myself and I. Or he could just be really emotionally invested in a first date that he reinterprets it as a solid commitment. Let me play you a clip to illustrate this.



As for Zumaale he goes hard in the DNA thread and hes been a member for a couple years. Caesar aka DonColerone has been a contributor for sometime also.

[Hyperactive]

i would like to see FAH 's. sophis. try to find a place in the list, as exceptional. lol

[YummyMummy]

thanks about Zumale & Caeser, you're right, I've heard of DonCorleone, but I assumed his new nick was THO. Silly me

[Sophisticate]

Hyperactive, we'll do a little bit of an exchange sxb. Fah has the power to veto the "unjustly banned" I will slot him into December once this is done. You have my word.

[MoAwr]

What about bisha sadex iyo tobnaad....

[Hyperactive]

Hyperactive, we'll do a little bit of an exchange sxb. Fah has the power to veto the "unjustly banned" I will slot him into December once this is done. You have my word.

he is december baby as well! great choice

[barbarossa]

Great work Sophi! This seems to me the most inclusive yearly calendar ever. Good to see a somewhat equitable quota is finally being allotted to a segment of Snet society nearest and dearest to my heart, namely, the long ignored 'over-the-hip' age group.

[Sophisticate]

@MoAwr what do they call this month. I'm curious.

@Hyperactive help us free Sulfur then I'll place FAH in December. It's also only a coincidence, I didn't know FAH was born then.

@barbarossa Thank you. And you're absolutely right, I've devised a new system to make sure everyone gets a chance to shine. Viva egalitarianism.