I’ve noticed that you’re reflexively anti-West. On almost every thread, you’re bashing the “Jew-nited Snakes” . You can prove me wrong by stating 3 virtuous things about the Western world, Western values, or Western dhaqan. Or you can just say something like: "I, Thuganomics of Beesha Duriyada Barakaysan, am deeply appreciative for Western liberal values, in particular, the liberal value of right-to-asylum, that has rescued me and my family from the refugee camp in Ethiopia in the late 80’s when we were chased there by our fellow Muslim brethern, aka the Faqash. Also, I am grateful for my cadaan beoble neighbors, teachers & classmates who welcomed me into a multicultural, diverse society and, unlike, bilaad al-xaramayn, or bilaad al-moriyaan(xamar), DIDN’T call me “adoon”,”jareer”, or “cabd”."
If you can say something like that(minus the sarcastic kaftan), then there’s no need to read what I’m about to write next, laakin if you can’t, waa iska ok, adeer. You are merely just another human being living on earth whose thinking/outlook is primarily sourced on and informed by prejudice & bias & groupthink & fairytales(somali………….land), rather than science & reason & objectivity.
But you know what I think, bro? At the root of it, your reflexive anti-West nacayb is based on jealousy. You plum jelly bro. You see, not only has the West surpassed us in virtually every aspect of modern life, but they have also surpassed us in the most core of Islamic values: Justice & Compassion, and THAT, more than anything, is what’s eating away at you. Acknowledgment of reality + disillusionment = very uncomfortable feeling. The inescapable fact is that the Godless Secular Liberal West that you denigrate so much, is factually, and objectively, operating more in accordance with Islam and Islamic values than any Muslim governing body in existence. The inescapable fact of the matter is that you have more civil, legal, and human rights in atheist-filled Scandinvaia(or Britian for that matter) than you would living under Mucaawiya(ra?) or his son, or any of the Abbasid or Ummayid Caliphates. As a supreme ruler, with no checks and balance, and no independent judiciary Mucaawiya could(and actually did) literally order your death because he didn’t like the color of your shirt or how annoying your “GAW NAW JAW” accent was. Snap of a finger, just like that, your decapitated head is being displayed at the City Gate of King’s Landing. Why? Cuz your Waaaaar Deeeeeee “GAW NAW JAW” accent is hella annoying to the Caliph. Meanwhile, Angela Merkel, of Beesha Cadaan Beoble, marches in the street in solidarity with the Muslim community.
“Former president Wulff said Islam belongs to Germany. That is true. I also hold this opinion,” Merkel said at a news conference with Turkish Prime Minister Ahmet Davutoglu, who also took part in the Paris march on Sunday.
“To exclude groups of people because of their faith, this isn’t worthy of the free state in which we live. It isn’t compatible with our essential values. And its humanly reprehensible. Xenophobia, racism, extremism have no place here,” she added

You tell me who is the better human being. Angela Merkel or Mucaawiya bin Abi Sufyaan?
But that’s history, let’s return to present reality. About the LA-Fitness Let me tell you what gonna happen here. Ina Fall has just filed a lawsuit in federal court. The corporate executives, afraid of punitive damages, will come, eating humble bariis, begging Ina Fall to take a settlement offer, most likely in the six figures. Meanwhile, under waliyul amr like Mubarak of Egypt or Ben Ali of Tuunis, forget about a six-figure settlement and an apology, if Ina Fall tried to pray in public or grow a beard, he would be thrown in jail and tortured, just for the heck of it. So let’s recap: In the Godless Secular Liberal West, Muxamad Faal will get a six-figure settlement and an apology just because some gym officials politely asked him not to pray in the locker room, but in the land of Azhar, the so-called Mother of the World, he’ll be jailed, tortured, and killed for praying or growing a beard. I-R-O-N-Y
Such is the greatness of democracy(haramz? Is voting haramz bro?) in action. Such is the greatness of secular rule-of-law, where a person’s religion/beliefs has no bearing on the Justice he should receive. Muslim. Ahmedi. Shia. Hindu. All equal under the law, or at least as much as human fallibility and human bias will allow(emphasis: no society/culture is, or will ever be perfect) Let me ask you: Would a scenario(gym lawsuit) like this EVER happen in bilaadul xaramayn? Or the World’s Greatest Country: Heroic Somaliland?
Do religious minorities have ANY rights in duwal al-khaleej countries? Or are they systematically subjugated and denied basic human rights, for daring to believe differently?
That’s why you be plum jealous, bro. Dulmi iyo fasaad is the norm across the Muslim world. From thousands of innocents slaughtered in broad daylight in Rab’aa square, fatwa-authorized by your beloved kibaar al-culumaa, to the decades-long witchhunt against Anwar Ibrahim in ‘modern’ ‘civilised’ Malaysia.
So my advice to you is: stop being jelly. Acknowledge that we are decades/centuries behind the rest of the world and to admit that is not self-hate or defeatism but an submission to stark reality. . Acknowledge the fact that centuries of reactionary regression & religious stupidity/fabrication (The Mahdi will save us. A tree will speak and say come: there is a Jew hiding behind me) has reduced us to the point of irrelevance. When impoverished Ethiopia is producing tanks and starting a space program, while oil-rich Gulf countries bathe in decadent luxury, while sunni & shia slaughter each other based on childish bullshit history(We must follow the Imamate of the Ahlul Bayt; Nay, we must follow the Waliyul Amr and form a Caliphate” you know damn well that there is something deeply deeply wrong with the fundamentals of our consciousness, thinking, values, and understanding/interpretation of Islam and you must also accept the fact that the only thing that will save us from our centuries-long descent to rock-bottom, is an overarching Reformation of how we understand/interpret/& implement Islam in our lives.
And if you can’t do that, if you prefer to continue in your conspiracy-theory we-muslims-are-victims-but-we-are-also-superior narrative; In the year 2050, your unemployed son or grandson will be on Somalinet Discussion Forums lamenting how some Zionists at work “be hatin’ on me cuz I’m Muzlamic”, and how awful the “Jew-nited Snakes” are. Meanwhile, Rakesh Sulinder and Tedese Afanbawi and and will all be working together on a collaborative international space colony on the Moon……………..which Hussein Imran Hussein will promptly denounce as a “propaganda hoax”
Muslims, like Ina Fall, however, who was the captain of the college basketball team at Ohio Christian University, where he freely performed his salawaatul khamsa in the locker room, gym, classroom and wherever he wanted, will appreciate the fact that he lives in a multicultural, multi-faith society where secular rule-of-law is supreme. He’ll take his settlement money, and using it as collateral, take out a loan(haramz?) from the Small Business Administration or a bank and start his own business. Within a few years, he’ll be successful, Ebbe’idinkiisa. And give back to his community, maybe even run for elected office. He’ll be proud to call himself a Muslim-American, with or without the hyphenate.
That’s one vision. The other is your “Zis is haramz, zat is haramz” vision of exclusion and throwback fantasy-ism(Oh when we ruled the world, Oh the majesty of Al-Andalus).
Caadi iska dhig, sxb. If you feel unwanted or marginalized in the UK, then come to America where nobody can tell you to "go back where you came from" and where you can sue billion-dollar corporation for six-figure payouts when they politely ask you not to pray in the locker room.

