The Mujahid VS The Flower In Divorce Court

[MujahidAishah]

Today is Jeudi (Thursday) Mr C.Flower I want my Divorce. Hyper will be the Qadi.

Hyper I want three Dalaaqs and my meher of 100 camels and farmland in alleybadey. I also want spousal support my Wali Lodoon agrees.

The flower doesn't not respect my Mujahid status so I refuse to be under the same roof as him.

Jzk Qadi
ps. I want xal Maariin aswell he offended me and said my mujahidnimo should be confined to the kitchen and bedroom

[barbarossa]

I, for one, cannot wait for the legal proceedings to get underway in earnest. This nasty split between two famous Snet. stars Mujaahid Aishah and ChelseaForever, is sure shaping up to be the divorce case of the decade.

This court case is to be convened shortly. The honourable Judge Hyper presiding.

[COOL-MAN]

There will be no divorce proceedings taking place their nikkah is/was invalid. He nikkaxised her while she was carrying my xarig. I demand my second wife to come back to her right matrimonial home. If you insist going ahead with this unorthodox divorce, I will spill all the beans for the world to see. i stayed silent for so long . I challenge you Two to proceed with this unislamic divorce. I will show you what adeer cool-man is made off.

Note to hyper, these two are illegally tied. She married him after we had a quarrel at home. I unwittingly placed the bac for her outside and kicked her out not knowing chelsea flower was waiting in the wings ready to snatch her. It would have been ok if we divorced but I didn't give her no talaqa. I want my second wife back home ASAP.

[Theguardian]

There will be no divorce proceedings taking place their nikkah is/was invalid. He nikkaxised her while she was carrying my xarig. I demand my second wife to come back to her right matrimonial home. If you insist going ahead with this unorthodox divorce, I will spill all the beans for the world to see. i stayed silent for so long . I challenge you Two to proceed with this unislamic divorce. I will show you what adeer cool-man is made off.

Note to hyper, these two are illegally tied. She married him after we had a quarrel at home. I unwittingly placed the bac for her outside and kicked her out not knowing chelsea flower was waiting in the wings ready to snatch her. It would have been ok if we divorced but I didn't give her no talaqa. I want my second wife back home ASAP.

Cool-man -accept your lost and move on mate don't be such sore loser

[barbarossa]

As a seasoned divorce lawyer, I think Cool-Man has sufficient legal grounds to ask for an injection to halt the proceedings until matters concerning his marriage to the plaintiff are formally disposed of in mutually satisfactory manner.

[Hyperactive]

lol how i didnt see this topic.

Aisha, i dont think disrespect your status can grant you a divorce. Also i need to hear your husbands Mr Chelsea's side about your claim and his reasoning. let us reschedual this court to Jan 3rd, 2016

whispering, made it that far by design and hopping chelsea will do holla better until then , that Aisha foegets about divorce

coolman... huuuush do not be homewrecker. just give up now and mas'lahada taqthi... inan indaha ka qabsado your claims.

[MujahidAishah]

Coolman beenta jooji you put my bags outside after a tiif when I knocked on the door you said naya waan ku fuuray sedex baa sheegaysa kun baan ku raaci. Jambo na ha iga gadeen badtiri

Coolman imikay dhamaac ku gaashay

Hyper no Warya I want a verdict now not Jan

[Hyperactive]

Aisha, dammit i cannt even call you mujahida, i dont take divorce that lightly.... specially there are kids involved (even they are not his kids but they liked him ) plus ka firso , you are on the 3rd diviorce.... are you crazy!

[Hyperactive]

make it work ina abti, anikana wan ko jiuljili/shake him for you ninka

[MujahidAishah]

Aisha, dammit i cannt even call you mujahida, i dont take divorce that lightly.... specially there are kids involved (even they are nothis kids but they liked him ) plus ka firso , you are on the 3rd diviorce.... are you crazy!

3rd baa sheegaysa sanadkasta mid cusub baan soo xero gelinaya

Waar naga fuur balaya harico iyo furun caasho uu samayeeysa

[Hyperactive]

let chelsea present jan 3 inshallah

[COOL-MAN]

Fur dhaqso maadama khadi hyper yiri indhaha aan qarsano


I can wait jan 3 but you have to move with your package to Mombasa, Kenya. I have a three storey house & the beach waiting for you.

How on earth did you leave me for a xamaali boy who supports Chelsea?

Guardian, I thought you will be sympathetic towards me. Chelsea is moryaan.

I have instructed my lawyer barbadosa to respect judge hyper's advice until further notice

Where is moryaan Chelsea in all these mess? Waryaa you created this mayhem. Come of hiding and face the music for stealing an old man's second wife.

[Hyperactive]

coolman, family live in bombasa? man, that is coool .

Aisha hada ka waleysa. she will want to live your beach house.

[COOL-MAN]

coolman, family live in bombasa? man, that is coool .

Aisha hada ka waleysa. she will want to live your beach house.

Yes bro. I am
Moving there in December inshallah.

[Hyperactive]

for Good?

man i heard it's paradise out there. do people speak arabic?