Sidee la yahay?
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2017 4:26 am
Sidee la yahay? I was extremely busy so I did not visit SN for many months. After doing a quick scan, this is what I found.
Waa iska kaftan.
Twist, the Ceel Jaalle xuduntiisa ku duugaanantahay, aw cismaanka ku nuursade and senior cagaaran abbot is back. Soo dhoowow saaxib. Carligii ma tagtay? Carfoon ma soo alkumatey? Mise weli waxaad tahay iskaabulo ilaah u maqan? The good old days when your nickname was “Shariif Twist, shito ma daare, shiireey ma koodiye, naag shuun leh ma shibiye” is long gone perhaps?
Xplaya has undergone metamorphoses; he is suddenly invoking the “Somali” card despite decades of rancor against Wanla weyn and other heaves and retches. He is on record stating that he does not engage in “Somali politics anymore”. When his repertoire of “knowledge” on the history of Somalis, which he built his reputation on for two decades, was thrashed by Awrastaale using the basics of scientific methodology, he has become like the unfortunate uncle who dressed up for his wedding to a dheylo but found himself farting non-stop at the ceremony. Etu Brutus (Awrastaale), did you need to dig your dagger deeper into his knowledge bubble? Let the odey pursue his theories and drive home his pseudo-science thesis.
-The habar-on-habar rages on the Somaliland section is a cause of concern. In particular when your correspondent is thinking about joining in holy matrimony with a qalanjo from the habar of all habars, the Habar Kuuleeys of the Cali Banjar clan. According to reliable sources, this lass is related to a certain Biixi who has lower odds than roobab mahiigaan oo ka da’ Awaare. Toloow when Biixi is elected and yours truly Lamagoodle, the father of all konfurians and the “weyn” in Wanlaweyn becomes his seedi, who will be his new “tol” on Somalient? Will he be sipping Labbat and singing the Buddhist Mantra “om mani padme hum with Xplaya”? Will he be praying 5 prayers, salatul sunna and salaatul leyl with the bright Hangool? Or will he be singing “rabana rabana astajib ducaane, la tadqaa..” with the Sheikh Mawlana Le Justicier of Ceel Afweyne? Or will he singing “ Ethiopia Tikdom”, Wanla Weyne Yukdam with Awrastaale? Ganja with Xildiid from Gnällbätet? Or even better become Khalid Ali’s sidekick and rant “walanweyn this, Hutu that.etc”? This will be fun. Khalid Ali is already qaraabo if you did not know and if all goes well, it could be the other way round; Khalid Ali could be singing Soomaaliyey tooso”.
Somalia is in selection mode; whoever is selected will be kadare and I will be ready to write the political obituary of Xasan Sheikh Maxamud if he loses (see Sheikh Sharif’s here ; https://www.somalinet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=313496 but my guess is that he will win again because the alternatives are no alternative: unless the inkaar qabayaasha Konfurians select someone from Somaliland- that will be a political score.
Sahal80; the Cicero, any news on who will be selected as the next president? How is Hiirshabelle (be careful it rimes with Xaar-shabeelle) is doing? Tolka wax ma heleen?. You seem to have a competitor; the father of all soothsayers, Smooth the oracle from Hobyo is all over somalinet introducing insights into the workings of the central government and the spin-offs lalalanda. Speaking of the Beesha,, Geeljire has become . the Maximilien de Robespierre and Jean-Paul Marat of the beesha barakeeysan. He adopts Dr. Yalaxow’s “pictures are coming” and before you know it he stings like a bee on a mission by posting photos of “ without Kikuyu, we shall perish”.
Chelsea4ever turned Cigaal the coward Shidaad when his team did not win last year; Boy, he must be proud. I gather he was in a “Wanlaweyn” karbashing “ mood and partook in the Habar on Habar ferocity in the Somaliland section. Ileen Faqi tolkiisa kama janno tago!!! Big L Jaalle.
Where is the Suufi all suufis? Shariif Le Justicier of Ceel Afweyne. Toloow is he in Singapore and doing shopping on Orchard Road for a vietnamese dheylo ? Visit classic British area and you'd certainly find a qalanjo saaxib.
Haywire; how is your Xaawo hunting going? Remember the hunt is better than the kill.
Liquid H, The Futurist and the M Nomad, I hope you are still on the crusade of constructive criticism of our people. You are the kind of enlightenment people we need.
Pious Hyper is on mute mode nowadays. What happened? Did the spook visit him? Or did he finally wed a Yemenite Yaasiinka ha loo qabto oo gaaban,oo haddana gaduudan oo aan gudneeyn?
Grandpapa; the miracle of xalaal nuuris. Is he still in Xamar as the dayuusbara sheikh and enjoying the xalaal nuuris and telling evey gashanto that he will take her to Canada in return for nuuris?
Fah, Gurey and the political savants; so how will Trump’s presidency be?. As a novice my guess is that TP and the republican party has two years to change a lot but come the mid-terms and ppl realise that they made a mistake, it will be like nov 2008; The democrats will be a majority in both houses and they will impeach DT. New information about the misogynist maniac will surface and he will probably be impeached.
On the Xaawaleeys; Tolow Inasamaale iyo Vivicous maxaay dhaleen? What happened to BV, the Germaine Greer of Somalinet? Where is Sophisticate the Qishir sipping las from Baki? From the scholarly hub of Awdal? The I don’t want to become the “qumayo haji qarali uu liqdex” kind of woman. Yummy the cuisine loftier and Asha Lidl is my Haroods ma noolyihiin? Tuushi, the gashaanto from Shalaboow land see ete ariiteen?
Basra, the equal opportunity basher, the eclectic empress of Tinsel town and everything Victorian; is she still around? Is she still throwing her poisonous yet subtle arrows containing wit around? You know the Small G postulate which she uses as Hiroshima’s Enola Gayle on somali men. Did she finally accept the alternative theory of Lamagoodle which states that the G is big as the designated space i.e. there is a positive – almost causal- relationship between the wadaan and the ceel.
Where is Iyaah? Toloow ma Berbera ayaay joogta? Mise Geela ayaay ku racdaa Goljano? Mise odey sheeko xariir iyo quraan quuto quuto ku aqriyo ayaay heshay?
EvoS: How is the family firm going? Walaal, habaryar, eedo nin doon ah ma leedahay? Qaraabo kiil
Kambuli; the gashaanto from the loins of the Garaad kumee? Qosolkaaga , quxucdaada iyo qunyar socodkaaga waa la tabay.
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Finally, Where is Bella, faceeda ka roon? The Feyleey of Awbaale? This is for you qalanjo:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udoBLtZ ... e=youtu.be
P.s. waa inoo markale, duty is calling
Waa iska kaftan.
Twist, the Ceel Jaalle xuduntiisa ku duugaanantahay, aw cismaanka ku nuursade and senior cagaaran abbot is back. Soo dhoowow saaxib. Carligii ma tagtay? Carfoon ma soo alkumatey? Mise weli waxaad tahay iskaabulo ilaah u maqan? The good old days when your nickname was “Shariif Twist, shito ma daare, shiireey ma koodiye, naag shuun leh ma shibiye” is long gone perhaps?
Xplaya has undergone metamorphoses; he is suddenly invoking the “Somali” card despite decades of rancor against Wanla weyn and other heaves and retches. He is on record stating that he does not engage in “Somali politics anymore”. When his repertoire of “knowledge” on the history of Somalis, which he built his reputation on for two decades, was thrashed by Awrastaale using the basics of scientific methodology, he has become like the unfortunate uncle who dressed up for his wedding to a dheylo but found himself farting non-stop at the ceremony. Etu Brutus (Awrastaale), did you need to dig your dagger deeper into his knowledge bubble? Let the odey pursue his theories and drive home his pseudo-science thesis.
-The habar-on-habar rages on the Somaliland section is a cause of concern. In particular when your correspondent is thinking about joining in holy matrimony with a qalanjo from the habar of all habars, the Habar Kuuleeys of the Cali Banjar clan. According to reliable sources, this lass is related to a certain Biixi who has lower odds than roobab mahiigaan oo ka da’ Awaare. Toloow when Biixi is elected and yours truly Lamagoodle, the father of all konfurians and the “weyn” in Wanlaweyn becomes his seedi, who will be his new “tol” on Somalient? Will he be sipping Labbat and singing the Buddhist Mantra “om mani padme hum with Xplaya”? Will he be praying 5 prayers, salatul sunna and salaatul leyl with the bright Hangool? Or will he be singing “rabana rabana astajib ducaane, la tadqaa..” with the Sheikh Mawlana Le Justicier of Ceel Afweyne? Or will he singing “ Ethiopia Tikdom”, Wanla Weyne Yukdam with Awrastaale? Ganja with Xildiid from Gnällbätet? Or even better become Khalid Ali’s sidekick and rant “walanweyn this, Hutu that.etc”? This will be fun. Khalid Ali is already qaraabo if you did not know and if all goes well, it could be the other way round; Khalid Ali could be singing Soomaaliyey tooso”.
Somalia is in selection mode; whoever is selected will be kadare and I will be ready to write the political obituary of Xasan Sheikh Maxamud if he loses (see Sheikh Sharif’s here ; https://www.somalinet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=313496 but my guess is that he will win again because the alternatives are no alternative: unless the inkaar qabayaasha Konfurians select someone from Somaliland- that will be a political score.
Sahal80; the Cicero, any news on who will be selected as the next president? How is Hiirshabelle (be careful it rimes with Xaar-shabeelle) is doing? Tolka wax ma heleen?. You seem to have a competitor; the father of all soothsayers, Smooth the oracle from Hobyo is all over somalinet introducing insights into the workings of the central government and the spin-offs lalalanda. Speaking of the Beesha,, Geeljire has become . the Maximilien de Robespierre and Jean-Paul Marat of the beesha barakeeysan. He adopts Dr. Yalaxow’s “pictures are coming” and before you know it he stings like a bee on a mission by posting photos of “ without Kikuyu, we shall perish”.
Chelsea4ever turned Cigaal the coward Shidaad when his team did not win last year; Boy, he must be proud. I gather he was in a “Wanlaweyn” karbashing “ mood and partook in the Habar on Habar ferocity in the Somaliland section. Ileen Faqi tolkiisa kama janno tago!!! Big L Jaalle.
Where is the Suufi all suufis? Shariif Le Justicier of Ceel Afweyne. Toloow is he in Singapore and doing shopping on Orchard Road for a vietnamese dheylo ? Visit classic British area and you'd certainly find a qalanjo saaxib.
Haywire; how is your Xaawo hunting going? Remember the hunt is better than the kill.
Liquid H, The Futurist and the M Nomad, I hope you are still on the crusade of constructive criticism of our people. You are the kind of enlightenment people we need.
Pious Hyper is on mute mode nowadays. What happened? Did the spook visit him? Or did he finally wed a Yemenite Yaasiinka ha loo qabto oo gaaban,oo haddana gaduudan oo aan gudneeyn?
Grandpapa; the miracle of xalaal nuuris. Is he still in Xamar as the dayuusbara sheikh and enjoying the xalaal nuuris and telling evey gashanto that he will take her to Canada in return for nuuris?
Fah, Gurey and the political savants; so how will Trump’s presidency be?. As a novice my guess is that TP and the republican party has two years to change a lot but come the mid-terms and ppl realise that they made a mistake, it will be like nov 2008; The democrats will be a majority in both houses and they will impeach DT. New information about the misogynist maniac will surface and he will probably be impeached.
On the Xaawaleeys; Tolow Inasamaale iyo Vivicous maxaay dhaleen? What happened to BV, the Germaine Greer of Somalinet? Where is Sophisticate the Qishir sipping las from Baki? From the scholarly hub of Awdal? The I don’t want to become the “qumayo haji qarali uu liqdex” kind of woman. Yummy the cuisine loftier and Asha Lidl is my Haroods ma noolyihiin? Tuushi, the gashaanto from Shalaboow land see ete ariiteen?
Basra, the equal opportunity basher, the eclectic empress of Tinsel town and everything Victorian; is she still around? Is she still throwing her poisonous yet subtle arrows containing wit around? You know the Small G postulate which she uses as Hiroshima’s Enola Gayle on somali men. Did she finally accept the alternative theory of Lamagoodle which states that the G is big as the designated space i.e. there is a positive – almost causal- relationship between the wadaan and the ceel.
Where is Iyaah? Toloow ma Berbera ayaay joogta? Mise Geela ayaay ku racdaa Goljano? Mise odey sheeko xariir iyo quraan quuto quuto ku aqriyo ayaay heshay?
EvoS: How is the family firm going? Walaal, habaryar, eedo nin doon ah ma leedahay? Qaraabo kiil
Kambuli; the gashaanto from the loins of the Garaad kumee? Qosolkaaga , quxucdaada iyo qunyar socodkaaga waa la tabay.
-
Finally, Where is Bella, faceeda ka roon? The Feyleey of Awbaale? This is for you qalanjo:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udoBLtZ ... e=youtu.be
P.s. waa inoo markale, duty is calling
