MARY MARY QUIET CONTRARY

[OYSTER_CHICK]

Mary Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.


Pat a cake, Pat a cake, baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark it with a 'B',
And put it in the oven for Baby and me.

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
"Wee wee wee" all the way home...

[black_booty]

dont forget dis one....

HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON THE WALL
HUMPTY DUMPTY FU(KED A WH0RE
ALL THE KINGS HORSEMAN
AND ALL THE KINGS MEN
TRUN THE WH0RE OVER AND

FU(KED HER AGAIN...

[OYSTER_CHICK]

AAAAAAAH BACK IN DAY CARE DAYS....THOSE WERE THE DAYS

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD A PERSONAL FAVOURITE:

An apple a day
Sends the doctor away

Apple in the morning
Doctor's warning

Roast apple at night
Starves the doctor outright

Eat an apple going to bed
Knock the doctor on the head

Three each day, seven days a week Ruddy apple, ruddy cheek

ALSO DID U KNOW THAT...AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE STRETCH MARKS AWAY


Cobbler, cobbler, mend my shoe.
Get it done by half past two.
Half past two is much too late!
Get it done by half past eight.



Hush, little baby, don't say a word
Mama's gonna buy you a mockin'bird

If that mockin'bird don't sing
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring


If that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass


If that looking glass gets broke
Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat


If that billy goat don't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and mule


If that cart and mule turn over
Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover


If that dog named Rover won't bark
Mama's gonna buy you a horse and cart


If that Horse and Cart fall down,
Then you'll be the sweetest little baby in town

[black_booty]

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

Up Jack got and home he ran,
As fast as he could caper.
There his mother bound his head,
With vinegar and brown paper.


This old man, he played one;
He played knick-knack on my thumb.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two;
He played knick-knack on my shoe.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three;
He played knick-knack on my knee.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four;
He played knick-knack on my door.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played five;
He played knick-knack on my hive.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played six;
He played knick-knack on my sticks.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played seven;
He played knick-knack up in heaven.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played eight;
He played knick-knack on my gate.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played nine;
He played knick-knack on my spine.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played ten;
He played knick-knack once again.
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.

[OYSTER_CHICK]

THATS CLASSIC

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Waste Gals

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