Qabiil gave me seal and omani citizenship

[PanSomaliNationalist]

In the middle of the street some omani dude was grinding hard on some tanzanian chick with a big ass oh my lord. He knew i wanted to smash he asked me where im from. I said where are you from he said Oman. I said im also from oman he asked what tribe i am. I got nervous and i said Darod. He said sheikh darod i said yeah. He hugged me with excitement and told me to come in his mercedes. I hopped in and he took me to his house which had a bunch of tanzanian chicke with big asses and some.of his friends. He said i could have any one and i picked this hot chick and smashed. I lasted two seconds because the pssy was too much. After that he set up some khaat and shisha and asked where in oman im from. I said im historically from salalah but most of my people left and moved to Somalia. He said that he could get me omani citizenship because he works in the omani embassy in Canada and could also get me an government job in Oman. I said i'll keep in touch with you

[qwerty123456]

Cool story

[cheifaqilbari]

kkkk , kkkkkkkkk.kkkkkkk . i am very happy after 150 years of darood leeching of us normal somali people. you are all moving to your true native country omaan. please take your crimial family with you aswell i am 100 sure the somali people will live in peace and prosperity after you inbread weirdo leave or country i will be very happy when the laaasst somali-omaanisdaroodi leave. start packing.

[MarsinQorahay]

Faan badana, walahi beenale saaqid ah ayaa tahay, "naag ban sidan ku sameeyay " iyo " Sri lanke ayaan fuulay " warya bax.

[Advo]

OP, somehow I believe u

But I don't think there were Tanzanian girls in the actual event, that part of the story looks forced.

So the Arab guy picked u up in his Mercedes from the street, took u home and later promised u a legal documents.


Is there something u ain't telling us sxb?

[Jabuutawi]

War meeshan wa lagu dhintay. Are you a switch hitter son?

[TheblueNwhite]

Omani dude ayaa i fuuley ma faan bey noqotey. Weyseyso ee tuko.

[FarhanYare]

^

[DaacasBiyo]

That fat Omani dude was probably a pimp. Here's Pan going up to Basra.

[MujahidAishah]

Wlhi I'm done this is the most funniest thread I have seen in a while..

Nigha bragging he came after two minutes.. was the omani D that good

[FarhanYare]

Wtf

[HayWire]

Oh well Futadada ku dhib qabta

[TheLoFather]

Well I guess you have told us all what I have long suspected Mr Pansexualnationalist

[PanSomaliNationalist]

WTF YOU DUMBASSES

I smashed the tanzanian chick i aint no sus

[AbdiWahab252]

Broke back in Karkaar