NEED A RAISE

[Foxy22]

NEED A RAISE

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I work in great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace, which has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you Have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

[Department of Education]

That was Funny, it had my jees (Crippled) friend standing to attention.

Keep it coming

[Foxy22]

DE,

Cheers mate. Since you asked for it, here is more.....

30 CRUEL THINGS TO SAY TO A NAKED MAN!!!!

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

[biko]

foxxy, foxxy foxxy

[THRILLER_in_MANILLA]

FOXY THATS HILARIOUS

[Edna69]

hey foxxy you know that; you are full of s............t, naayaa you are a mother respect your your self little pit hay..................