May's deal and no deal both voted down. Article 50 extension voted for because May will promise Brexiteers a chance to renegotiate for themselves, but to Remainers she'll dangled a potential second referendum on whatever new deal arises.
May steps down (though is essentially forced out via a strong letter from the 1922 Committee) as leader as her deal is comprehensively rejected. Tory leadership contest ensues.
Contenders include Gove, Boris, Hunt, the Saj, Nicky Morgan and a reluctant Ruth Davidson. This is the most unpredictable part of the whole affair as it'll be a crowded field and a few of the candidates will take each other out, backstab each other or commit horrendous gaffes. Eventually it'll be establishment survivor (Javid) vs. Boris put to the membership and Boris takes it by a landslide, forming a cabinet where Gove features prominently (Chancellor?).
Boris calls a GE in May with the slogan 'Let's have a proper Brexit. Let's make Britain proud.' He does annoyingly well.
Brexit negotiations begin again except even more chaotically and with the EU less willing to negotiate, as they're starting from the same position as May's deal. It does not go well and we end up running down the clock once more 21 months from now.
Other general predictions: Trump gets a second term, we have a national economic scare over car finance debt, Bitcoin and other cryto continues to fade into obscurity.
