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Post by DEMOLITION MAN »

Me and some of my mates were going to this somali wedding in east london & we were a bit late so i was doing nearly 50 miles an hour when we got stoped by the police in knightsbridge ..

there were 4 of us , me , 2 of my homeboys and this guy who recently came to the UK ,

the police started questioning me and then some of the passengers !
this nigga at the back seat was chewing jaad when a police man asked what was the green stuff in his mouth AND GUESS WHAT THE FARAX SAID ?

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Post by sop »

The faarax guy at the back said to the police guy ..

..'According to my doctor I am suffering from Faarax symptoms .. infectious disease that is common among the somali community..

..I am therefore being ordered by my doctor to chew jaad at all times especially when i am on the move..

.. excuse my red eyes and my oozy smell ..this is caused by the faarax disease .. unlike these guys in the car ... I am a sick man mr officer!'..

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Post by sop »

The faarax guy at the back said to the police guy ..

..'According to my doctor I am suffering from Faarax symptoms .. infectious disease that is common among the somali community..

..I am therefore being ordered by my doctor to chew jaad at all times especially when i am on the move..

.. excuse my red eyes and my oozy smell ..this is caused by the faarax disease .. unlike these guys in the car ... I am a sick man mr officer!'..

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