DD New Commander-In-Chief Of Freethinker's Alliance

avowedly-agnostic · Post by **avowedly-agnostic** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:20 pm

For the benefit of those freethinkers that couldn't attend the meeting earlier today, I feel I ought to update you on the following development within Freethinkers' Alliance: Galol has after weeks of struggling with his conscience voluntarily stepped down as leader of Freethinkers' alliance (which for the benefit of those that are unaware is a coalition of all the atheists, agnostics and rationalists on this forum.)

Following Galol's surprise resignation, all the attendees of FreethinkersÃ¢Â€Â™ Alliance voted for who they wanted to replace Galol as new leader & commander-in-chief of FreethinkersÃ¢Â€Â™ alliance.

Following a democratic vote, DD was elected as new leader, and Avowedly-agnostic came runner up (though I strongly suspect that DD may have rigged the vote, but due to the urgent need for complete unity and cohesion within the organisation, I didnÃ¢Â€Â™t seek a ballot box recount)

DD promised in his Inauguration speech to wage an even greater and more vicious assault against Islam. We welcome this news. And hope that DD will keep to his word.

As we say in FreethinkersÃ¢Â€Â™ Alliance: Ã¢Â€ÂœBanish superstition, wherever you find itÃ¢Â€Â.

Galol · Post by **Galol** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:41 pm

Avowedly

Stop lying you Trotskyite Brutus! this was a coup de etat! A putsch! A counter-revolutionary action by certain elements within the Free Thinkers Movement of National Jamahiriya People's Semi-Democratic Party Alliance- General Command . This treacherous infiltration by the Fifth columnist, petit Bourgeous enemy forces will be defeated at all costs! Totalischen Blitzkriegn...

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:51 pm

This is truly sad..

DD has now these other nicknames:

Avowedly-agnostic
Same
SomaliLight

I wonder how many nicknames he will register before he finds out we aren't interested in what he's selling and give up? Laughing

avowedly-agnostic · Post by **avowedly-agnostic** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:51 pm

Galol it seems is having regrets about his decision to step down as head of Freethinkers' Alliance. He's even accused the right honourable Mr. Avowedly of having orchestrated a coup d'etat against him.

Now Galol, it's perfectly understandable that you would harbour regrets concerning your decision, but concocting grand stories about a violent overthrow which never took place is really damaging to the image of Freethinkers' Alliance.

Some dozen or so freethinkers were at the meeting, and they can all testify that you willingly resigned following your extraordinary revelation that you wouldn't any longer carry out any criticisms of Islam and superstition.

Let's now close this chapter , and move on with DD as the newly elected Commander-In-Chief.

Galol · Post by **Galol** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:11 pm

DD and Avowedly are the ringleaders of counter-revolutionary forces with long term ambition of reaching a deal with the forces of darkness..that deal includes the reactionary forces providing waek and unsinpiring opposition from their side whom Avowedly and DD can then heroically slay thus making themselves into heroes of the masses.

Leader of the people, Chairman of the Revolutionary People's National Peanut Farmers Communes, The dear Leader, Galol Bin Galol has slayed graet forces of darkness and was now expecting Glory that has now been snatfched away from his grasp by this power hungry of cabal of firth column enemy forces led by teh treacherous anti-revolutionaries DD and Avowedly.

Post by **Nabeela** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:13 pm

Avowedly

Dhuus is not really kafir....itÃ¢Â€Â™s just a claim.

avowedly-agnostic · Post by **avowedly-agnostic** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:34 pm

I wish I didn't have to do this Galol my dear friend, but your accusations of DD and I partaking in "treachery" and "counter-revolutionary" activities is bringing our respectable organisation into disrepute, so you leave Avowedly with no choice, but to expose your fraudulent claims.

In a thread titled, "Final Promise And Apology "(see below) Galol openly declared to the astonishment of all freethinkers that he would cease all criticism against Islam and religion.

It was in this context that I gave Galol an "ultimatum"; that he either end his peace treaty with Islam or face re-election. When Galol refused to speak on the matter, I was left with no choice, but to convene an "emergency meeting" of Freethinkers' Alliance where we all decided that Galol was not doing his job effectively.

Freethinkers then demanded from Galol that he review his promise or step down; Galol opted for the latter. We then had democratic elections, in which Dhuuso_Dheer won by a slight margin.

There was no treachery involved, nor any overthrow.

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avowedly-agnostic · Post by **avowedly-agnostic** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:48 pm

[quote-Nabeela] Avowedly...Dhuus is not really kafir....itÃ¢Â€Â™s just a claim. [/quote]

I'm pretty certain the fellow is a freethinker. I can smell Muslims from a mile off.

Do you mean to say that the Freethinkers' Alliance has a superstitious fellow as leader? That's an outrageous slander against Freethinkers' alliance. Outrageous I say!

SomaliLight · Post by **SomaliLight** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:44 pm

Freethinkers' Alliance, kulaha

Demure · Post by **Demure** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:46 pm

Going by the cover sheet of this abstract, it appears it's more like the alliance of the boosaneero. How aptly the commander in cheif is dubbed Dhuuso!

dhuusa_deer · Post by **dhuusa_deer** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:57 pm

Avowed,

My friend, we freethinkers have the marked distinction of not requiring leaders. We got pretty much a shared set of common values that form the glue and material that hold us together. In that sense, LEADER of freethinkers is misnomer.

Also, do not feed the dogs of over the top suspicion and paranoia with fresh entrails. Some here are already convinced we, the freethinkers or nonmuslims, form some kinda of nefarious nexus of evil intent on undermining Islamic unity and comity.

With that said, I must turn down the offer. I wouldn't want lead anyone nor be led by anyone.

My moto in life: NULLIUS IN VERBA

Kamal35 · Post by **Kamal35** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:37 am

My vote goes definitively for:

FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE

Smile

+chilli · Post by **+chilli** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:05 am

[quote="SomaliLight"]:lol: Laughing

Freethinkers' Alliance, kulaha[/quote]

Loooool waay waashaan

But Avowedly-agnostic your weird, with your obsession with grammar to this, but your determination to sound British is the funniest, did you vist the Queen on her birthday? looool

avowedly-agnostic · Post by **avowedly-agnostic** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:14 am

Ladies & Gentlemen of the Freethinkers' Alliance, it seems as if DD has had a slight change of heart regarding his leadership position, but FEAR NOT, Mr. Agnostic shall temporarily assume the post of commander in chief until the next round of elections can be held.

I've been inundated with pms from half a dozen freethinkers whom I won't name for the sake of preserving their dignity all expressing their staunch support for me.

I'd like to thank you all so very much.

San_dheer · Post by **San_dheer** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:21 am

@ avowedly-agnostic