Lies

[Gandi]

why do somalians like to lie ? they like to lie about everything , is that part of your culture?? the most comon one is we were rich or my father was a big shot in mogadishu why ?

[The Arabman]

Lying about being "rich" or "a big shot" isn't a big deal. That kind of lying doesn't invade nations or massacre freedom fighters with chemical weapons.

[Galol]

Actually we were rich - we had two magnifecent goats, a crazed one-eyed chicken(the cock took out one eye when she attacked him) called Kambo who ate her own eggs; a donkey for water and five camels living in the desert for us. The whole community were in awe of our wealth.

So what did you have then Gandi boy? A holy cow?

[TZ Somali]

lol...good question..but since im not seeen as somali, i therefore wish to inform i don't qualify to render my view on the subject matter