Since we are in a frivolous mood today with the girls in full flow about about Middle eastern and world current affairs and the guys gossipping about gluttoneous girls I thought it is time for good old racist and clannist jokes.
I will start:
A Kombo reer badiye called Fanax faatax dheere comes to Hargeisa and meets his clansman from his neck of the woods. Both sold their sheep and camels for good prices and are sipping tea in a cafe - a biiig luxury for them. So they wax lyrical about how crazy these Iidors are and how mindless they are. Fanax says to his mate: do you know there is this Iiidoor shop which gives you free tea, free sugar, free clothes and then free sex for one whole night! The other Kombo looks at him in disbelief and says: Come on Fanax-faataax-dheere-" " I know these Iiidoors are gaga but that sure sounds too goood to be true"
"It is absolutely true" Fanax faatax says "the whole thing happened to my sister Sahra-folaad waxaro-celis the other night"!
Your Go!
RACIST CLANNIST JOKES
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RACIST CLANNIST JOKES
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Dhuubow a hawiye kid comes home from school in baidoa. His mum Xuubeey is baking the Moxog as usual. Mummy mummy I got the best grade in maths today. Is that because I am habiye and the rest are all eelaay?
No Dhubow it is because you are a smart kid. says Mum Xuubeey.
Next day dhuubow comes home excited again Mummy mummy I got the best grade in quran today. Is that because I am habiye and all teh other kids are eelaay? No mummy it is because you are smart.
Third day Mummy mummy we had lice-fumigation today and my ceeb was the longest in all the class is that because I am hawiye and they are eelaay?
No Dhuubow son, that is because they are seven year-olds and you are 15.
No Dhubow it is because you are a smart kid. says Mum Xuubeey.
Next day dhuubow comes home excited again Mummy mummy I got the best grade in quran today. Is that because I am habiye and all teh other kids are eelaay? No mummy it is because you are smart.
Third day Mummy mummy we had lice-fumigation today and my ceeb was the longest in all the class is that because I am hawiye and they are eelaay?
No Dhuubow son, that is because they are seven year-olds and you are 15.
Waaxid warlord wanted to get some publicity for his image (ala mooryaan style) he called this publicity agency and asked for plans and prices. They told him they offer three types of plans;
First Plan, Ala Eelaay: We go to the public, recite a quick praises on your behalf and run for our lives before they react. Cost $100
2nd Plan, Ala HabarGidir: We go to the public and express a war like approbation of yourself, if they seem to be having objections or second opinions, we beat the day lights out of them and shoot at their houses, until they repent and agree to you. This plan involves a lot of physical work cost $1000
3rd and Final plan, Ala Majerteen: We go to the public and work on convincing them in every possible way, if they say I don't know about this, we provide them with a nubile girl to marry, If still hesitant we will build a hut for each one of them. This is the most effective and recommended, because we will do every sneaky back-end jobs it takes to have them agree to you. This plan is by far the most expensive. Cost a whopping $10,000.
Caller; Aree dagaalka naa sii, xeeyihiin wuxu kale?
An Abgaal Warlord.
First Plan, Ala Eelaay: We go to the public, recite a quick praises on your behalf and run for our lives before they react. Cost $100
2nd Plan, Ala HabarGidir: We go to the public and express a war like approbation of yourself, if they seem to be having objections or second opinions, we beat the day lights out of them and shoot at their houses, until they repent and agree to you. This plan involves a lot of physical work cost $1000
3rd and Final plan, Ala Majerteen: We go to the public and work on convincing them in every possible way, if they say I don't know about this, we provide them with a nubile girl to marry, If still hesitant we will build a hut for each one of them. This is the most effective and recommended, because we will do every sneaky back-end jobs it takes to have them agree to you. This plan is by far the most expensive. Cost a whopping $10,000.
Caller; Aree dagaalka naa sii, xeeyihiin wuxu kale?
An Abgaal Warlord.
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What do u call Somalis who dont have a land of their own??
Ogaden!
What do u call Somalis who are as Madoow as Duxul, who steal & do bililiqo? Moryaans aka Hawiya
What do u call Somalis who fell from grace? Marexaan?
What do u call dwarf Somalis oo Madoow badaan with faan Badaan? Mj.
What do u call insignificant Somalis? Reer xamar Cadka & dir etc etc
What do u call Somalis French rejects? Djiboutian.
What do u call Somalis with bad breath, heavy accents? Sujus.
What do u call The hawiya looking Somalis of the darood? Warsangeli
What do u call Somalis with beauty? Habar Yonis !
Ogaden!
What do u call Somalis who are as Madoow as Duxul, who steal & do bililiqo? Moryaans aka Hawiya
What do u call Somalis who fell from grace? Marexaan?
What do u call dwarf Somalis oo Madoow badaan with faan Badaan? Mj.
What do u call insignificant Somalis? Reer xamar Cadka & dir etc etc
What do u call Somalis French rejects? Djiboutian.
What do u call Somalis with bad breath, heavy accents? Sujus.
What do u call The hawiya looking Somalis of the darood? Warsangeli
What do u call Somalis with beauty? Habar Yonis !
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[quote="Basra-"]
What do u call The hawiya looking Somalis of the darood? Warsangeli
What do u call Somalis with beauty? Habar Yonis ![/quote]
Fat one .....it's really very confusing ...............why u loooooof us that much
.................. last time you told me your fiance was my cousin.......is that the reason
What do u call The hawiya looking Somalis of the darood? Warsangeli
What do u call Somalis with beauty? Habar Yonis !
[/quote]Fat one .....it's really very confusing ...............why u loooooof us that much
.................. last time you told me your fiance was my cousin.......is that the reason-
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Re: RACIST CLANNIST JOKES
[quote="Galol"]Since we are in a frivolous mood today with the girls in full flow about about Middle eastern and world current affairs and the guys gossipping about gluttoneous girls I thought it is time for good old racist and clannist jokes.
I will start:
A Kombo reer badiye called Fanax faatax dheere comes to Hargeisa and meets his clansman from his neck of the woods. Both sold their sheep and camels for good prices and are sipping tea in a cafe - a biiig luxury for them. So they wax lyrical about how crazy these Iidors are and how mindless they are. Fanax says to his mate: do you know there is this Iiidoor shop which gives you free tea, free sugar, free clothes and then free sex for one whole night! The other Kombo looks at him in disbelief and says: Come on Fanax-faataax-dheere-" " I know these Iiidoors are gaga but that sure sounds too goood to be true"
"It is absolutely true" Fanax faatax says "the whole thing happened to my sister Sahra-folaad waxaro-celis the other night"!
Your Go![/quote]
i really cannott think of a single reason anyone could find this funny
I will start:
A Kombo reer badiye called Fanax faatax dheere comes to Hargeisa and meets his clansman from his neck of the woods. Both sold their sheep and camels for good prices and are sipping tea in a cafe - a biiig luxury for them. So they wax lyrical about how crazy these Iidors are and how mindless they are. Fanax says to his mate: do you know there is this Iiidoor shop which gives you free tea, free sugar, free clothes and then free sex for one whole night! The other Kombo looks at him in disbelief and says: Come on Fanax-faataax-dheere-" " I know these Iiidoors are gaga but that sure sounds too goood to be true"
"It is absolutely true" Fanax faatax says "the whole thing happened to my sister Sahra-folaad waxaro-celis the other night"!
Your Go![/quote]
i really cannott think of a single reason anyone could find this funny
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