Eddie Griffin crashes his SUV while masturbating?

Ceelgabo · Post by **Ceelgabo** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:17 am

(WCCO) Minneapolis On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_180133016.html

The funny thing is the guys suing him is Somali.............. Laughing

By the way this is the same Eddie Griffin who shot his girlfriend.

michael_ital · Post by **michael_ital** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:27 am

wtf

gobdoon · Post by **gobdoon** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:28 am

Never do 2things at the same time,do your wanking first and anything else after wards. Smile

1nemansquad · Post by **1nemansquad** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:33 am

@ dude suing him is somali Laughing

awesome

Ceelgabo · Post by **Ceelgabo** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:40 am

[quote="1nemansquad"]:lol: @ dude suing him is somali Laughing

awesome[/quote]

This is SOmali fraud at its best...

Mowhawk · Post by **Mowhawk** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:50 am

Moral of the story.

The evils of alcohol.

"Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim....."

Sounds more like an Egyptian name. I never heard a Somali name like that.

Ceelgabo · Post by **Ceelgabo** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:52 am

This is Eddies comments to reporters

"I was 2 seconds away from popping my load when that Chevy Blazer got in the way... though I was able to penetrate the air bag and finished up anyway."

Eddie should sue the Somali dude for disturbing Eddies special moment with his left or right hand....

Ceelgabo · Post by **Ceelgabo** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:53 am

[quote="Mowhawk"]Moral of the story.

The evils of alcohol.

"Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim....."

Sounds more like an Egyptian name. I never heard a Somali name like that.[/quote]

Since its Minnisota I thought it might be a Somali...

Ceelgabo · Post by **Ceelgabo** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:55 am

[quote="Mowhawk"]Moral of the story.

The evils of alcohol.

"Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim....."

Sounds more like an Egyptian name. I never heard a Somali name like that.[/quote]

He was not only drinking, but he was also watching porno, driving while drunk and jacking off on top of that...

Gacalisa · Post by **Gacalisa** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:41 pm

A'cuudo billah, that is weird man, people these days, trying to enhance technology and what not, and why the hell would that stupid watch it while driving. Evil or Very Mad

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:45 pm

I WOULD HAVE SUE HIS AZZ TOO..NOW IMAGINE THAT SOMALI GUY IS GONNA OPEN A MEAT HALAL STORE WITH THE MONEY HE GETS FROM THE LAW SUE.

xoogSADE14 · Post by **xoogSADE14** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:48 pm

LaDy-Qac · Post by **LaDy-Qac** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:37 pm

I don' t know who the guy is Confused