DIS OLD HAG CRACKS ME UP
U AND UR FUKIN TEA
WLH LAST NITE I WUZ DYIN
"Tea, now"
NAA SHADD UPP BALAYOO YAHAY
MY DAD THOUGHT I WUZ CRAZY LAUGHIN ALL BY MASELF
NAA WAAX BAA KU DHIMAN
IM LAUGHIN WHILE AM WRITIN DIS




U ARE NOT SERIOUS








I VOTE U FOR FUNNIEST NEWBIE--



