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Inspired by Sir Luggooyo love letter to Kambuli.

A plane carrying Darood officials--supporting Abdulahi Yusuf is about to fall down from the air. Here is the last conversation recorded by the pilot black box cam recorder.



Abdullahi Yusuf: WI IW IW WI WI (Crying Hysterically)

Sir Lug: Stop Crying you stupid man. Common man, dont embarras us. We should die like soldiers. I know we are Not tufff Soldiers like the Moryaans --but tuff enough.



Kambuli: Abdilahi Dont cry--aboow Macaan....dont worry---when the plane falls on the ground i will cover you with my body from the explosion.



Abdillahi Yusuf : Takes a break from crying & thanks Kambuli.



Unclebin : Long Live Cumar Maxmood!



Dawladsade: Bismillahi rahman Rahiim. Asshhadu Allaa Ilaah ......a lot of dua mixed with violent fondling of the Tuusbaah!

Qansa: I am Gay.



The plane is violently increasing speed now....



Xoogsade: (peeing in his pants) Chiing Choong Chuuu ---Waryaa-- i forgot how to speak somali. What is wrong with me? Where did this chinese lingo come from?

Michael_Italia: WTF???? I am not even Darood! What Am i doing here?? Man, i am scre'wup!


Abdilahi Yusuf: still crying....Wi WI Wi Wi Wi--- Yaa Allaah Ya Allaah!



Dawladsade: Guys! We had fun though, right? Marexaan ruled for so long! We goiing to meet our father Siyaad Barre!



Michael_Italia : Allahu Akbar!



Everyone looks at Mikey in a strange way!



Kambuli: By the way---people--- I hail from the GREAT MJ qabil. (with a little shameful, guilty voice adds).....Also--although i hail from the insignificant small part of Mj--called the Reer Biidhiaan---still i am a proud Mj.



Nabeela's Juju Cat: rolls eyes....in a lazy way like its mistress.....Yeah....Kambuli--thats a shocker!



Qansa: Whispers...... Hey --do u all think JZ is cute?



The Plane suddnely doesn't crush..... some dua was answered i guess & they all land safely on the ground.

Abdulaahi Yusuf: Guys i would appreciate if you didn't spread news that i cried like a little girl.


Sir Luggooyo: Yes-- Long Live Marexaan!


Qansa: Man, i hate gays.



Dawladsade : Oh Man! I was so looking forward to meet our father in heaven! Damn!



Kambuli: Abdulahi --do you want to place your head on my lap? I want to wipe off the sweat on your shiny forehead.



Abdilaahi Yusuf: Aaaah thank you Macaan, you are feri sweet.



Michael_Italia : Yo-- Ma Darood peeps---- No more hanging with the da darood! Me Abgaal from now on! At least their politicians dont use Planes that much! No Man-- me Donkey all the way from now on!


Nabeela's juju cat: Meeeeiiiwwww I agree--Abgaal rules!

Xoolo

Not bad, though I thought I was Habar Gidir I'da liked it better though if you had kambuli and I frantically making love before our plane crashed.

Mic... That would turn into a group thing very quickly

Basra, are you that short haired somali dyke from MN?

Hannah@Loool GASP!! WOw u sprung from the dark --just because i posted this comedy?? U know--long time ago u told me u were also Kambuli in PM but i never believed ya! Now i think i do! becuase of both of ya have a sweet heart.



Abdi--My apologies for not including you in the comedy--dear --this was a Darood businesss. I hope u understand.

Mikey! Iiieewww --u & Kambuli ?? No that will replulse even juju!

LOl@Qansa



Just a typical reer badiiye walaahi! You see a girl with short hair & ooops --shes a lesbo! Just like u confessed yesterday that Utango was a city!

No it was not her short hair that made me think she was a lesbian. I think it was seeing her and her obese white girlfriend kissing outside the mall cinema.

Basra... no sweat. I don't want to be on a FLYING BOOLIMOG (ask Qansa what this is)

Gross!



Qansa ileeyn u are hailing from 'Minisoto'! Wow---that explains your choice. From Utango big city to 'Minisoto'!

I was visiting relatives idiot. I would never live in MN. In any place with a large somali population, you are bound to see all the somali trash like you doing the most shocking stuff.

Yes xoolo, I am Kambuli.......Im also the cookie monster....Woggie Boggie...

Qansa..ok..i believe you.

So what is her qabil, this lesbo with a fat white trash? Lets dish gossip! LOOOOOL

WHEN DID SIR-LUGOOYO START TO WRITE LOVE LETTERS TO KAMBULI?

Fool

Why are you typing in Caps?? What are you trying to hide?? Sir Lugoooyo??



Qansa--dee hadaal walaal---lets dish some gossip. First of all, what do u think of my little comedy?


And Second of all-- where in 'Minisoto' do u live at? I have connection there. Lets hear some juicy gossip!

Qansa, were u a SURVIVOR of the MV BOOLIMOG ???