REAL 911 CALLS

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:59 am

BELIEVE it or not,
these are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like a loud bang coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not silly.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No! This is her husband!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:08 am

Caller: "I'd like to make a unanimous complaint, so don't use my name."

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Caller: "I'm reporting a deer on the road. I almost hit it."
Call-taker: "Is the deer alive?"
Caller: "Oh, no, it's run over. Many, many cars. Again and again, and - OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN!"

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Caller: "Am I talking to a real person, or this a recording?"

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Caller: (irate) "That's 'W' as in Williams and 'Y' as in why."

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Caller: "We might (cough) need the fire department here (cough)."

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Caller: "Is it okay for a civilian to take a person to the hospital, or does the ambulance have to do it?"

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Caller: "He's not breathing!"
Call-taker: "Can you get the phone close to him?
Caller: "WHY? You want to hear he's not breathing, too?"

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Caller (on realising the police are on the way): "Get the keg outta here, dude!"

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Call-taker: "Does she have any weapons?"
Caller: "Well, she has real long finger nails."

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Call-taker: "We'll need a description of him."
Caller: "He's a lawyer."

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Caller: "No, she just didn't fall...I helped her!"

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Complaint about a stolen mailbox:
Call-taker: "What is your address?"
Caller: "It's gone."

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Caller: "I'm scared, I just got a Ouija board for my birthday, and now there's writing on my wall and I can't get it off......this thing is going back to K-Mart first thing in the morning!