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Snets own Coup d'etat !

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Somalinet admin has gone corrupt and has allowed homosexuality and flagrant language to be the order of the day. I am told that he (Admin) is a Cusmaan Mohmoud fellowÂ… do I hear deja vu?

So this is the scenario we'll bring/invite him (The admin) to the Sool forum and while he's making a state visit ( Calacaal of the local peoples) he will be shot (hacked) by one of his own clansmen Somaliman%. Afterwards there will be turmoil and the Prime Minister ( An idoor) namely Calooley. Will be in confusion and wait to announce a president from the Admins clan namely (An Cusmaan Mohmoud).

However the muufo makers whilst confusion is the order of the day, will announce that the General of the Somalinet armed forces will be the new Admin (Xoogsade). Initially The great general will kindly ask that he not be pushed into such a position but after great convincing by the forumers he will relinquish and take the post.

This brings out all the people too the streets in chants of Guulwaado Siyad that Mogadishu's (general forum) own residents the muufo makers (Demure and Gacalisa) offer a discounted muufo special " BYYA A ONA MUUFO GETSA DREE FREE".

So after a few years as Admin he decides to create a socialist party and a dictatorship he puts the likes of Lenin (Galol) Marx ( Avowedly agnostic) on big banners alongside himself in the general forums. After receiving very generous support from the Russian (GAALO MEMBERS) he decides to attack the Ethiopians (medrek forums) and gain back their caghdheere concubines (Dan girl and Alluring). Whilst they push towards gaining control of their stolen parts of Ethiopia (MEDREK ForumÂ’s Joke section) they lose the support of the Gaalo Russians. After hacking successfully threw parts of Medrek forums their logistical and financial resources are drying up.


But they recover one of their concubines JIG JIGA (ALLURING) "CHEEEEEERS", and are headed towards Dire dawa ( Dan Girl). However with the help of Cuban Mercenaries (Kamal) and Russian Logistics (Mad Mac) and Yemenian Bastards (Cubeed), medrek forums survived and with the help of a group of people who would later start the First Jabhad who would play a crucial part against there own government due to them being sidelined ( the forumer Snet's admin's clansmen). The War was officially over.

However a failed coup of The SSDF a group who worked against the admin's rule (Xoogsade) would feel the wrath of the Xoogsade. He lined up Intellex, Apallo and many other dhabayaco's and shot them between the eyes. However one escaped (Unclebin) and would start a war of propaganda against the Xoog. From Radio frequencies to flyers the Bin as he was affectionately known was playing a great part in the hate towards Xoog.

Xoogsade after a period of time made a mistake, which would alienate the second jabhad of Somalia. He banned Qaad ! So the likes of Samtr and Lionheart and many other idoors fought for there birthright (Qaad). The valiant SNM (Somali Net Movement) fought to restore there manhood and with the help of medrekforums got funded and began a wave of a new jabhad. All this is happening whilst Unclebin is put in solitary confinement by medrekforums because of his disagreements with them.

As time went on the Paranoia of Xoog set himself to bring members of his own clan as top members of the gov't like Qansagabeyle and Dawladesade.

Another crucial mistake was Xoog's interpretation of inheritance laws in which he stated men and women were equal inheritance. This caused staunch opposition by the Snet Wadaads i.e Aiman, Cool-man etc. Xoogsade threw his deputy Advocator Shot dead the wadaads in the General Section.

One final mistake was when Xoogsade alienated the clans of Mudug and Galgaduud when he sent Somalia_boqor (aka galgale) against the muufo makers. The muufo makers then threw there support in with an opposition group known as the USC (United Somalinet Coalition). When an all out war began the lion in the beast's belly was released (Abdiwahab) and he began slaughtering and massacring members of Xoogs General Clan mates. After years of Wars Abdiwahab and Unclebin the then released OG jabhadi signed a treaty in Galkacyo to end hostilities amongst there clan members. Whilst the forumer Admin (Xoog) died in blackpanet forums (Lagos)

Long story Short Unclebin eventually became the Admin on Oct 10th, 2004 Very Happy
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^ Emery Collegiate= Not serious Laughing
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i seen your skinny ass in north albion... Rolling Eyes

maia i seen you at etobicoke bad ass wanna be... Laughing
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Post by intellex »

cusmaan maxamuud aa??? boowe warkii hore war dhaaf boowe laga reesay
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Ninkii JEBAAYO ha JABO, Aw Jaalle Xoogsade aan la JIRNAA.

....I am the MASTER of my chest; i am the CAPTAIN of my fist.....


Ur Brother With Intellectual Glasses In S'net !!!!!


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leave osman mohamud alone idiot.. Rolling Eyes
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Post by Unclebin »

babygal

LoL at north albion. Your jokes Laughing


Intellex

The admin is cusmaan mohmoud seriously.

BTW

You guys can't see any relationship with history itself can you?
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loool at ninkii jabaayo ha jabo have you ever heard the reer bari version of that Laughing Laughing
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so what tribe is basra anyway?
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Post by Unclebin »

She claims isaaq/idoor.

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i know you live in Scarborough you idoor Laughing
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Post by Steeler [Crawler2] »

Whatever I am, it ain't a socialist. Jesus Christ.
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^ Mad mac youre the closest thing to a socialist you white bastard. Simply put there weren't enough socialist to put in the banners other then Xoog and Avowedly and your being white was a default measure of you being a socialist. Comprende Laughing
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Post by Steeler [Crawler2] »

Uncle
Galol is way closer than I am. I am a hard core proponent of free trade!
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[quote="Unclebin"]She claims isaaq/idoor.

babygal

i know you live in Scarborough you idoor Laughing[/quote]

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing but my grandma is osman mohamud...yep the kingdom right...which makes you my worker bee.. Razz
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