WHAT AM I AFRAID OF? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

[LionHeart-112]

I'm afraid one day i will wake up and nobody will speak the same somali/english i speak.

I'm afraid i will get stranded on an elevator with an ugly person and will feel obligated to kiss them to pass time.

I'm afraid i will forget how to walk.

I'm afraid my daughter will turn out to be a lesbian and end up driving trucks.

I'm afraid my car will fall apart, piece by piece, while i'm doing 85MPH on the highway and a coyote will eat my body parts.

I'm afraid i will tell a joke in public and no one will find it funny.

I'm afraid i will flush the toilet and it will overflow, forcing me to clean it.

I'm afraid i will vomit at work during a meet or during class.

And most of all

I'm afraid when i die, people will think that i was crazy and start a fund/charity in my name.

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

im afraid of Allah and being placed inside my dark grave all alone and when the angels question me, seeing them and being afraid cos u have never seen some thing like this

[LionHeart-112]

Yeah, that would be very scary.

Are you afraid of wearing a belt that doesn't match your shoes?

[muslim-man]

[quote="Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah"]im afraid of Allah and being placed inside my dark grave all alone and when the angels question me, seeing them and being afraid cos u have never seen some thing like this [/quote]

[Nagin]

[quote="Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah"]im afraid of Allah and being placed inside my dark grave all alone and when the angels question me, seeing them and being afraid cos u have never seen some thing like this [/quote] SAME THING......and small people i dont know why ....

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

wallahi everyday i think of it but i feel like i havent prepared at all

[LionHeart-112]

You guys are very depressing, do you know that?

Cool-man-how are you today?

Nagin-Sup?

Enemy-kheyr miyaa aboowe?

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

im loosing my mind, can i join the club

[LionHeart-112]

Oh, of course. This is one club that doesn't have any entry requiraments. However, to verify your claim, we must know why you think you are losing your mind.

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

Oh wait wait wait!!!! I forgot to add something. I am going to the gym which is good. And i'm going to work to pick up my pay check (chan culver's, be there, or dont be there). My manager is really hot, her name is kassandra, but she's almost 21 and has a boyfriend, oh well. I'm going to the mall today! Woot, major shopping! My life used to suck but it's slowly but surely getting better. I'm going to Mexico in march, I'm starting scuba diving lessons in november (i'm such a nerd.....but a stupid nerd) and i'm going to maine in june! Can I get a woot? I was talking to caasha on the phone and I accidently called a slug a slurb, how was i supposed to remember what it's called? they sound so much a like, and slurb is better. OH, and that whole i'm going crazy thing, don't worry, i'm not that crazy, my good friend, cori, helps me so i'm not crazy! wow, by reading this i just lost a ton of friends who think i'm crazy, oh well.

[LionHeart-112]

Enemy-U are not crazy walaal. U seem to be suffering from Gender Identity Disorder. Seek a gender specialist immediately!

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

afur in 15 mins OH YEA

[LionHeart-112]

U su.ckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!


Afur here is in 6 hours and 50 minutes.

[gurey25]

enemy what you wrote above sounded very GAY
please refreain from this.


we dont want another Gay and Crazy guy claiming to be isaaq



i.e Lionheart

[LionHeart-112]

gurey-u made me laugh like a lunatic walahi billahi. That was hilarious.

Wasn't i right about enemy though? My ability to look deeply into the human psyche, even in cyber-space, led me to believe that enemy is not only gay and isaaq but also suffers from a profound case of Gender Identity disorder. Your observation was good but not great. You only saw the symptoms of the disorder but missed the underlying cause of his homosexual behavior.

I can't believe i'm not a psychiatrist. Why do i have a degree in business again?