MALI GYALS ARE STRANGE

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MALI GYALS ARE STRANGE

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If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you fuck her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing


If you take her out often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she labels you are a playboy
If you don't, you aint up for the job

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't
respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her


If you go out with you Dogs , she says “you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you Touch her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they
are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Honey! Anywhere u r...Anywhere u go..
My Luv 'll always be wit ya...
my heart belongs 2 ya!lol: Laughing Laughing Laughing


yo fix it up walahi.
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Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes ...i feel or ur ESOL techer, 20 hours of techin u and dis is wat u cum out with...!!
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i feel your pain inaabty, this is nuthing newboys thang, i know where you coming from its the better if you dont let that shyt get the best of you . nuthing personal but strickly newboys way. na mean
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wat on earth are u chattin saxiib that was no compliment, just makin sure where on the same wave lenght here..!!

bedow medow..!!
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well, all im saying dont use snet as a place where you off load you true feelings, na mean.... Anyways I really don't want to diagnose all of your beef in one post because I am afraid you may jump off the bridge.


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Re: MALI GYALS ARE STRANGE

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[quote="Newboy"]If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

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wtffff u must be checkin some old grannies
wat gal needz help to cross a road Laughing
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^^ alie Laughing Laughing
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them baitches are getting it twisted wallaahi, what if you see her struggling some heavy shopping bags. Laughing
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Post by WeSt-LoNdOn-ChIcK »

a mali guy will neva help a girl carry heavy shoppin,..!!

and a girl will know not to have heavy shoppin, (incase she brakes a nail)
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Post by Newboy »

we niggas sumtimes help out the gyal you knw, lol if i saw you in that situation iwont leave you alone, so dont take it the wrong way na mean
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Post by WeSt-LoNdOn-ChIcK »

thats the thing u stepp to me with ur helpin hand, ama automacticly gona think ur gonna rob me, then waa kaa, there beef.. !
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Laughing Laughing lol we dont rob miskiin people you know like mali gylas, you all broke,
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[quote="WeSt-LoNdOn-ChIcK"]thats the thing u stepp to me with ur helpin hand, ama automacticly gona think ur gonna rob me, then waa kaa, there beef.. ![/quote] Laughing Laughing
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[quote="*lady_ice_4u2nv*"]:lol: Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing[/quote]

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