U AINT SH!T 2 A WOMAN IF U AINT ONE OF THEM

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U AINT SH!T 2 A WOMAN IF U AINT ONE OF THEM

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THE NINE IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMANZ LIFE.

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off."

2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."

3. THE HAIRDRESSER:because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".

4: THE MILKMAN:because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"

5:THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"

6:THE STOCK BROKER:because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."

7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.

8. THE HUNTER: (Ladies favorite) because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?
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WRONG
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XAMARI DONT BE MAD BECAUSE YOUR PARTNER IS NOT INCLUDED

U AINT EVEN A WOMAN ABOUT WRONG
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and the soldier says " do you like it from behind" Laughing Laughing Laughing
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[quote="TUUG4LIFE"]XAMARI DONT BE MAD BECAUSE YOUR PARTNER IS NOT INCLUDED

U AINT EVEN A WOMAN ABOUT WRONG[/quote]

HYPE HYPE WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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U STILL A GIRL
I WANNA GIVE U SOME LOVE.
SOME GOOD GOOD LOVING
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NOPE
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NEVER TRY TO RESIST
LET LOVE SHINE IN YOUR LIFE
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ON MY BIKE YEAH
MINOR IM ON IT
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SUNDAY YH

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MINOR U BETTER MAKE AN EFFORT

GOT A POLISH WOMANZ ONE CALLED JAROSLAWA LESNIK
ALSO AND SRI LANKAN ONE NAYANADINI PUSSELAWA

WHICH EVER ACCENT IS BETTER FOR U
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WAH U ON ABOUT INABPTI
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