Top ten air traveling advisories for Arab/ Moslem Americans

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Top ten air traveling advisories for Arab/ Moslem Americans

For a safe flight please

1. Have a clean shave.

2. Don’t ask for a helal meal.

3. Leave the Qur’an at home, there is another holy book in every hotel room, same stories.

4. Don’t listen to Arabic music on the flight

5. If they ask you to take your shoes off, this is not time to pray.

6. If there is an emergency landing, chanting “Allahu Akber, could be deadly.

7. If someone ask you how was your flight, it is not necessary to mention hell.

8. Don’t ever go to the bathroom, just sweat it out.

9. Don’t travel in groups, there is a limit on the number of Moslems allowed on an airplane.

10. If they ask you to move to the back of the plane, this is not a Rosa Parks moment.

Have a wonderful flight and good luck

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Hiiraan_Boy this is for you, to get your primitive mind off the war/news addiction, instead of hyperventilating while searching 200 sites for Kismayo war news, just relax for a second and laugh lil and prepare for a safe flight.