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so like... i got a life... i failed it... i came bk...

well not exactly back... coz the english forum is dead... possibly crimated...

so... hows life treating u my fellow baboons?

yeah what the idiot above said... but also...

i used to use a tea tree clenser and toner (did wonders)...
at the moment i wash my face with dove soap (i know they say dont use soap on ur face but that shit makes me feel clean.. dont like face washes)...
oh and use creams specifically designed for ...

Fulfil my ambitions n become a glamour model. Marry a footballer, adopt an african. Launch a purfume then a singing career!

Just massage them... It stimulates growth. So round circular motions paying close attention to the nipple area...

waarya... its always those who under-estimate me that i like to rob of innocence.
just to have u covering away in a dark little corner... sobbing ur little heart out and scrubbing scrubbing scrubbing until u bleed... ur such a cliche...

awww spursman.... i think i have a crush on u.... ur like ...

Can a female ever be capable of brutally raping a man. I tink i have a new fetish...

its called law and order....

i am the Hitler of their world.... just doing what needed to be done!

it was not based on mere spreculations! (i am distraught u think so little of me... tut tsk)... it was based on sight.... from a very credible source... ME... and i was even wearing my glasses.... i saw it with my glasses!... he pushed, shoved and kicked... how horrific the scene was!

:shock ...

kanada... what the fcuk is wrong with u... u refugee!!!!
that picture... is just not funny... its.... absolutely disgusting...


I SHOULD HAVE FOUND IT FIRST SCREW U!

it was not based on mere spreculations! (i am distraught u think so little of me... tut tsk)... it was based on sight.... from a very credible source... ME... and i was even wearing my glasses.... i saw it with my glasses!... he pushed, shoved and kicked... how horrific the scene was!

ye ol' english.... u looking for a PA...? il vote for u only if i can be ur PA...

well stop... its hard to explain.... sometimes i get bored.... and they dont behave... and bad ant boys and girls need to be punished...

the other day... i caught bambo... (ant boy) pushing bambi (ant girl) and i thought that kind of crime against females should not go unpunished... so i beheaded ...

cisse p!sslake... please put the tweezer down! and step away....

u know what happened the last time u wa'nked with ur mummy's tweezers.... yh.... u skinned urself alive... u cant take the same problem to the ED twice in one week.... thats just embarrassing!

well i didnt cover.... but apart from that.... and my occasional potty mouth... im a decent human being...

ofcourse thats when im not beheading ants or secretly pinching children left in my care....

im good!

i heard u challenge 'Bruno' in the invincible head giving challenge...
u know the part... where the ghost has him gagging... yh... u exceed that...




bloody po*ofs always coming out with the lamest cr*ap....