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Ice cream! Chocolate devil cake! Tall glass of milk!
After the comfort foods!

We'd figure out our next plan of attack!...............................................................
1. fuck up his car
2. fuck him up
3. hook up with his best friend
4. hook up with his brother
5. hook up with his ...

Put yourself in her shoes...
She's got fake hair...you're all natural
She's got a nose the size of a fist, yours is slender.
She has crocodile like skin, you're silky and smooth

Black Women are just angry...for getting the short end of the ugly stick!

Love is a word used by men...when they want you to drop your panties!
Next time he says he loves you...kick him in the groin and run!

looooooooooool!

looool @ getting thrown out.
Real woman (something you aren't) make the man pack up and leave, but you wouldn't know anything about that.
Oh, and I'm not the one whose having marital problems....now am I? So what has being a push-over done for you?

If you want to cut it, then chop it off.
I cut mine, didn't really like it, and it grew back.
Its hair, and you're Somali (which means it'll grow back if you're not feeling the new do)

I totally agree with Helwa on this one!
Good luck.

f-king Hilarious!!!!!!!

Harry Potter has a scar on his forehead, and I think he's sexy.
I would think about growing bangs if I were you. loooooooooool. (kidding).

HaHa.
Wifey...I'm more of a woman. Then you will ever be!
Now go wash your husband's clothes, and make his dinner; before he beats you black and blue.
Husband: JUMP
wife07: HOW HIGH?

When humans have little or no melanin (compound that determines human skin color) its a condition know as albinism. Albinos (people without melanin)) have no pigments (material that changes the color of light, as a result of selective color absorption).

So its definitely possible to have Somalis ...

Dil to Pagal Hai. (The heart is crazy)

Why point the finger at yourself? When there are plenty of unsuspecting idiots who will shoulder your mishaps?
So I blame EVERYONE ELSE!

Wallahi...there is nothing special about your "lil office".
And you really do need a manicure**.
If that makes us "natural born haters"...well then so be it!

ME!