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From my scribblings what is your suspicion huuno?

From where does your question spring apti?

qoraxeey wrote:my face is clean alhamdulilah

Pictures or it's not true.

LOL@grandpakhalif

If you let me hold you tight my sweet, if I may dance between your thighs, I promise you'll walk funny in the morning beaming a smile.

Go f*ck yourself fagg*t :lol:

Hurling invective is haram, don't you know? Desist from your fitna or assuredly I will mount you like a bison :)

^ Istagfurullah

Desist from the vituperation my sugarplum. To regale you with my kiss, my flowers, my three-times-a-nighter is my duty.

LOL@grandpakhalif

If you let me hold you tight my sweet, if I may dance between your thighs, I promise you'll walk funny in the morning beaming a smile.

^ Says the fellow who entertains lurid visions of child pornography. Fascinating. Come now my sweet, if you let me squeeze you like a bunny, if I mount you like a bison, I promise you'll walk funny in the morning beaming a smile.

grandpakhalif wrote:I am not somali sxb I descend from Sheikh Abdirahman

Fascinating. Fancy coming back to my bachelor pad for some amorous entanglement?

You do not need to tell me about Grammar, believe me. But since you understood what I was saying - then there is no need for you to utter such nonsense to act all "intelligent".
A good command of grammar is not a mark of intelligence. It is a truth universally acknowledged that grammarians have ...

qoraxeey wrote:Curmogadon

No , thanks . im fasting today .. iyo its not time for afur yet

They let spotty-faced little chits fast nowadays? Fascinating. Time was when the rite was observed only when you sprouted pubic foliage. To what a pass we have come!

Alluring wrote:I swear you are an idiot. A Zionist is an ideology.

No darling, a Zionist is a person. The ideology takes the noun form of Zionism

The Grammar Police of Snet.

Before I tell you, wanna come back to my place for lunch and a roll in the hay?

I will never sympathize with those Zionists, no matter how much they try to divide the ummah.

Another paranoid hysteric. Charming. Remember folks: The Jewish boys have never injured your national interest, never insulted a Somali, and never trafficked in the base racism that gains traction across ...

Jews are a crazy lot, but I like 'em. Time was when I dated a Jewish babe from Haifa who could not bear the sensation of her own heartbeat for she said it was like waiting for a clock to stop ticking. The lass had a morbid dread of quiet places so that we couldn't hit the art gallery, the museum or ...

Well, to those who has abandoned Islam, we are crazy if we ever mention the evil deeds of their masters. All I can say is truth hurts. Tell us about the fake "hidden church" that you people talk about. To your bad luck there are many Somalis who are aware your masters' activities and for goodness ...