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@ Grant

We need a nice Mormon boy to be the face of our new Modernist mosque. Do you want to be the torchbearer my sugarplum?

@ Hyper

Do you have a sister I can roll in the hay with?

@ Hyper

Wanna be my lover?

@ Gurey

I knew a guy once who shared your name. He was furious with me. Please sir, I begged, don’t kick my ass tonight. Kick my head in if you wish. Kick my sweaty armpits. Kick me in the left testicle. In the nose, in the ear, in the navel. But please, just don’t ram your foot up the crack of my ...

@ Hyper

Let's just say that my kids are old enough to be grandparents.

As much as I disdain the camel raping Arabs, this guy is no more stupid than a Yank who does not follow Arab history. Why should he care about European civilisation when they don't care about his?

It's for that reason that I don't follow Arab politics. A lot of goat focking bastards.

Gurey,

How will that get my woman back? I need her to see what a dapper guy I am, to forget that I'm ugly and smelly and bald as an egg.

You are not very bright are you my little rabbit?

Stimulating post Union.

When I stepped out of line in the madrassah I went to many light years ago my teacher, a Pakistani women, kept me behind after class and, taking my thirteen inch ladypoker out of my pants, stuck it in her mouth.

No, I'm kidding. But that's what I used to tell my classmates ...

I forgot to add that my significant other is filing for divorce. My kids will be snatched from me. She claims that I beat her too much.

Wallahi that's not true. I beat her only when she won't spread her bottom cheeks for me.

I feel so lonely on this Christmas. What shall I do brothers?

Abdi,

It's a truth commonly acknowledged that only the insignificant are drawn to petty tyranny as Moderators. They have no control over their own lives so they fancy lording it over on the cyber folks will make them happy.

What made this joint great was the clash and clang of the old timers. Too ...

@ Hyper

If you land yourself a babe to put her lips on you my friend, she will banish the blues.

On topic:

I had a bad case of misery in my youth, but a short trip to a hooker put a smile on my face. In Xamar too. She wore a veil and had henna on her clit. The best kind walaal.

Have you tried ...

seemeyer wrote:So when you think out loud,do you come in your pants

How can I when I'm impotent?

Fascinating stuff.

Time was when I attended a Shariah school myself but they were Sufi types back then with a keen eye for tumbling girls on the bed after prayers. I left though when I caught the bushy faced wadaad lying naked with a prossie I knew very well. In, out, and off he went to the masjid ...

It's a long known fact of human psychology that people don't think in language. Thought is not linguistically bound. Language is handy only to convey to others what a man thinks.
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So how does one construct a plan of action in ones head,semaphore miyaa :lol:
The same way that one's vertical ...

Hyper,

Never took you for a spotty little schoolgirl just sprouting pubic foliage. I thought you were a shapely college babe sleeping with her professor for inflated grades. Wareer badana.

Tell me abaayo macaan, what do you study?