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Warsheekh wrote:

why don't u sign out and enjoy your holliday?

Don't you have to learn how to speak Swedish? I mean after all you are a fob.

Julkimi, midgaan is way more nasab than your Gorilla Mohamud tribe. :lol: :lol:

I would rather be the chosen tribe, than a sheegato, who is probably midgaan, you were bullied your entire life, thats why you are on here looking for single mothers. STFU, you have been exposed as a sheegato, nacala ...

The awkward moment when bitches grow fangs because her isaaq (brethens) and want to start shit.

1.warsheek:midgaan
2.waraabe:darood probably leelkase
3.fieldmarshall menace: Isaaq but a liberal one, that's why they ban him.
4.original dervish:marehaan
5.xildiid:another midgaan.
6.nord:warsangeli
7.luis 1:(claiming to be cuban but from peru)
8.james dahl (qolo texas claiming qolo canada)
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I had a dream about Michael Fassbender---having a sexy moustache that he had in the movie 12 days of slave, and I was the adoon slave, naked--he was whipping me while speaking a German accent! So erotic and.....oooppss am I saying this loud? Hellooooo anyone hear me out there ...

When a man speaks like this.

Anaka, unaka.

TeaParty you remind me of a SNetter who dwelled here with us some months ago. He/she was quite ambiguous, but that they lived in the UK and were between 16 - 19 years of age was an undisputed certainty. Pray tell, are ye they to whom I refer?

I am from the UK and I am not 16, i am actually 23 the ...

Onto more important question whatever happened to Nimco Dareen, the last time i saw her performing was when people were throwing chairs at her head. is she dead or alive?

Hudan you missed my point. Reread the whole topic.

Is rough sex considered rape?

Normally I am not in favor of rape of any form or shape. But if a woman dresses provocatively she is usually asking for it. Let's be serious for a moment. Men are sex hungry whether they are religious or an atheist. So it doesn't help when women show half of their breasts, legs, and wear a body ...

Sex+Food=weight gain.

Normally having sex burns calories but when you sweat and put in more calories than you burned, you will gain weight. Somalis tend to have sex in the morning. When people tend to have sex at night, they sleep right away without eating any food. This was a scientific research ...

Fartun Omar lady looks beautiful. You know she looks like the typical girl who you would see in the market, wearing dirac baati iyo gabsaar while rushing back to the house because she forgot to turn off the stove after she made the laxoox, the type of chick that would feed you good food.

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But mate didn't you take a long hiatus, most of the members you named are brand new/joined this year. Unless you had a different nick.

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