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PanSomaliNationalist wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:33 pm Im not the first but how big is your booty?

Probably not as big as yours Shall we compare?

I don't want some geeljire who is trying to use me for tahriib. I don't want to be awkwardly introduced by my family to Ina Hebel Hebel, who is such a nice young man with absolutely no social skills. I don't want some ciyaal suuq. I don't want a broke ass, uneducated negro. I don't want a holier ...

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and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent



It is human obsession to have something/somebody they care about in life. An income, profession, a goal and someone to care about, pretty much the list sums up what people ...

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and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent


I agree FAh which is why I don’t recommend marriage unless you have cohabited with that person. A test drive


ROFLMAO. Cohabitation is nothing short of cheap marriage ...

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and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent



Untraumatised people i.e. Lo'leey and Non-geeljirees, have a natural instinct to make healthy decisions in the best interest of their true selves. Unfortunately majority ...

FAH1223 wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:04 am 1 post

and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

"Somalis" ku teh. Everyone, from The New York Times to
Bravo TV is obsessed. Long-term companionship is a universal and human desire. Dadka ha iska weeyneyn.

Hooyada dhag ha oo dhigine ee nolosha bila masuuliyada isaga jir.

Guur aanad diyaar oo aheyn madax xanuun iyo furitaan ayaad ka faaidi uun.

Injoy your freedom dear.Get married when YOU want get married with someone with great character.Akhlaaq fiican leh, diinta ku dhaqma oo daacad ku ah ...

I don't want some geeljire who is trying to use me for tahriib. I don't want to be awkwardly introduced by my family to Ina Hebel Hebel, who is such a nice young man with absolutely no social skills. I don't want some ciyaal suuq. I don't want a broke ass, uneducated negro. I don't want a holier ...

I don't want some geeljire who is trying to use me for tahriib. I don't want to be awkwardly introduced by my family to Ina Hebel Hebel, who is such a nice young man with absolutely no social skills. I don't want some ciyaal suuq. I don't want a broke ass, uneducated negro. I don't want a holier ...

Khalid Ali wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:06 am How big is your booty

Have you heard of Kim Kardashian? Her plastic surgeon uses my booty as a blue print.

theyuusuf143 wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:58 am I think you need to invest a good dildo (excuse me) but there is no Mr perfect .

Fey wrote: Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:10 am
OP, honey, he meant vibrator.

Yeah, what she said.
Also, mr. Perfect, you should read: https://www.guardianbookshop.com/wonder-down-under.html

grandpakhalif wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:40 am Go to your local masjid, Im sure Abu Tyrone has 3 more spots available

Nah, man. I'd rather be Dirie Biixi Dabogaab's fourth wife.

Colonel wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:23 am You are on course to end up with Abu Leroy DeShawn

I laughed so hard minka ayaa iga soo dhacay.

Daneysteyaasha wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:19 am Marry a white man

White men are boring.

original dervish wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:33 am Don't underestimate the young educated Somali's back home......so what if they wanna tarib, anybody with a brain cell would want to get out of that shithole.

Nah, I'm not underestimating. There are some real charming hunks back home. I just don't want to be someone's meal ticket.