Strange or funny experiences

[Beenaale_No1]

I was once sitting infront of my house with my brothers, this guy came over, we thought he was trying to sell drugs or something. He asked me and my brothers if we wanted to make money. Although it sounded dodgy, we thoguht there was enough of us, so we wanted to see what he was saying, we went down three Avenues and the guy pointed at a bird, he said it was worth over £2000 and if we helped him catch it we could split it, How he knew it was worth anything was beyond me, he looked and sounded like a highskool drop-out. We had a silent pause and then walked away, it was one of the most weirdest experiences ever.

Til this day I still laugh at it when I remember it.

You got anythin to share?

[foolxume2005]

He was what we called here in US Crackhead, Crackheads will sell anything to you, one time crackhead tried rto sell a information to me he was like yo you dont know what happened this morning. I asked what happened he said well give me 50 cents and I will tell you I said fock you man I will wait till news comes on.

[Xplosive]

[quote="foolxume2005"]He was what we called here in US Crackhead, Crackheads will sell anything to you, one time crackhead tried rto sell a information to me he was like yo you dont know what happened this morning. I asked what happened he said well give me 50 cents and I will tell you I said fock you man I will wait till news comes on. [/quote]

[Kramer]

Last day I was in the laundry and I put $10 in the change machine to get some quarters --but I tried to put the cloth in the laundry --this somali guy stole my quarters -and then he have the nerve to use the money on his machine --I come and asked him -but he tried to deny it --so I said I will check the cameras -and then --all of a sudden he gave me $10 --but he made it like he was helping me
dumb crimminals

[Qaarxiye]

[quote] I said I will check the cameras -and then --all of a sudden he gave me $10[/quote]

Damn waa waabsate wallahi. That motherfocka indha adkaa ma reer mudug baa.

[Beenaale_No1]

[quote="Kramer"]Last day I was in the laundry and I put $10 in the change machine to get some quarters --but I tried to put the cloth in the laundry --this somali guy stole my quarters -and then he have the nerve to use the money on his machine --I come and asked him -but he tried to deny it --so I said I will check the cameras -and then --all of a sudden he gave me $10 --but he made it like he was helping me
dumb crimminals [/quote]

[Steeler [Crawler2]]

I was in Augsburg, Germany, behind the St Ulrich cathedral one day, when this Jehovahs witness comes up to me and starts prosteltyzing. I listen politely for a few minutes, then I say "You really should do some research into the commonalities between the Church of Jesus Christ Latter day Saints and the Jehovah's Witness. You would be surprised at how much you have in common." He says to me, "Are they pacifists?" I said "No, they serve in the military." He says "Oh that's terrible. We don't believe in military service." I looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm a professional soldier." He turned and walked away. Easiest time I ever had dumping a Jehovah's Witness.

[*HannaH*]

Speaking of crackheads. I was taking my friend Tasha to the Dr's one day, she was preggers...anyway, we saw one of her cousins there who was also knocked up. So, they were just catching up you know, and then her cousin Tameka say's to her "Oh the stupid maid.." then Tasha say's wait a minute you guy's hae a maid? since when?....Mind you they live in the ghetto, kulaha this crackhead cleans the entire house for $10.
My friend couldnt even stop laughing through her sonogram....

So stupid walle..

[Beenaale_No1]

Lool@ 10 dollars.. thats crasy

I was on the train one evening coming back home from Derby I was sitting next to this white dude I didnt know. The train was pulling into the station in Leicester, and two ladies came on and sat behind us. I had just finished reading the local newspaper, so I was just looking out of the window thinking, and then I over-heard the conversation of the two ladies behind me. One of them said "I wanna have 5 children, Ive got to spread my good looks around.... ". As the train was approaching my station, both me & the guy next to me was getting our stuff ready to leave, and we stand up and turn around at the ladies, and dear me, they were so ugly it was unbelieveable. Me & the boy looked at each other and bursted into laughter. We were almost in tears. Everyone started looking at us. . The ladies looked clueless, and boy, it was priceless.

Another funny thing is, few weeks later I saw the same guy in the local Tesco with his girlfriend and some other twats. The minutes our eyes met and without saying a word to each other, we started laughing so hard just like that evening. His friends & girlfriend thought we went mental.

It was one of those things you had to see first hand

[sexy-kitten]

Lol@ I was sitting in front of my house... Ma xamar baan joognaa waaba yaab ee mise you were huntin for a honey dip?


Anyways, speaking of crackheads.. There is the McDonald's crackhead who always asks for change.. They banned him couple of times but he keeps coming back.. For some strange reason, I'm scared of crackheads , marka.. He comes out of nowhere and says "Do you have a dollar?" He always scares the shit out of me.. Sometimes, he even comes too close and asks me for change, I'm thinking "Damn nigga, gimme space!"

[Demure]

I had a run in with a crackhead/bum once, we were standing in line to get into a club in unsavory part of town and I see this crackhead going down the line with a cup asking for a change when he got to me before he even asked I said; Sorry not carrying any cash and he looked at me and said damn can't a brother holla at a sister!!! Wuuba igu xanaaqe!!