I dare you to take my demands seriously. I demand that you smile upon my entrance in a well lit room. I demand that you give me a hug if you are not alluring or do not lack any proper hygine. I prefer polite conversation over tea with biscuits; therefore i demand particularly dutch brand home made biscuits which are layered with caramel of course. Upon my 21st birthday--i demand Prince William to storm into my palace balcony & bring out his royal mighty sword & demand to rescue me. Apprentices : You dirty dogs- i demand that you take your mind out of the gutter, i did mean his metalic silverish Sword.
I demand Unequivocal out pour of gifts, diamonds & all that gilttering Vera wang stuff. I demand that u dont mistake me for Paris Hilton- although she is invited to my party nevertheless. I demand that the world stop this unnecessary bickerings, go out & VOTE peacefully---Democratic i particularly prefer & demand. I demand the world to get along & sing Hakuna Matata for leisurely occupation! Poa. Last but certainly not least--I demand that u have a wonderful day!

PS: I demand no comments nor replies of my post. Thank you!
Yours very truly----an undiscovered Gem of Royality!
Basra Elmi Bodheri