Introduce Yourself!

[Ashlee~]

foxxy Sorry but I cant comment lov, but if the case advances to suicide thoughts---- then you can PM me jk, I hope to god it was a medical error and it was all a bad mistake!!


Chilli and dang, I am terribly sorry about you'll age, I mean it's not my fault that you'll are walking dinasours please dont get the right idea, Advo does not discriminate againt fat-chicks( foxxy) and living fossils ( chilli dang), cus I make old women feel like teenage diva queens, If you'll want proof you guys can ask every single mother in san Diego or Seatte ( doesnt matter ) but beleive me there's alot of houses that I screwed in a light bulb to generate electricity


My favorite part about single-mothers is when you look deep inside her sons eyes and be like " you I am fuking you mom son!!!!!), of coarse they have to be at an age that they cant remember for my future safety!



chilli-----------btw a cave-men called earler, he said he wanted back the querter he lend you in 13 BC, I beleive his name was homo sapien, you might want get back at your FLINTSTONE friend cus he sure sounded like he woke up on the wrong side of the ROCK!!



-------------Got dammmmm I am having too much fun

[+chilli]

Advo man your a child, did you get that from you 3rd grade teacher-its strange when kids over read and say big words they don't understand...why not just say 'yaabaa daabdoo'

Btw you should spend more time in your english class, you'll be suprised what you can learn, did you know each word has special spelling order, like beleive, is really ‘believe’…oh don’t start me on the grammar another fascinating subject..


so far good boy..

[Ashlee~]

While you were at it, thank you for looking over my spelling errors and grammar punctuation, now do you want a cookie or are your teeth decaying?, cave people these day!!


Ps. I dont have time to enroll in a english class, I cant----- just like you cant control your excessive tendecy to pass foul "gas" ( or should I say DUST )!, I would love to sit here and listen to you tell me all your pre menapuse stories, of how you fought in world war two with your cousin Xawa taako and sh!t but right now I have to attend one of my private beecmashtar session, so excuse you while I show my self the red-carpet ( I only walk in persion rug ), the finest ofcoarse!!


Bariiiiiis Outttttt "Chilli" And Beanssssssss

[+chilli]

The fat non-sense again; all due to the fact I happen to like chilli (btw did it occur to your little puny brain that the nick ‘chilli’ aka ‘hot’ might mean am Figging drop dead gorgeous?...aah I didn’t think so ) now we have the age jokes just because you left your nappies don’t wet yourself with pathetic jokes

Xawo taako??
Menopause ??
Red carpet??

Boy get of google and put down your hoyooÂ’s magazine; you little perv single mothers now reading your mumÂ’s mag. Yaack disgust



Advo defeated eat the 'dust' Mr and give up

[DANGIRL]

[quote="Ashlee~"]

My favorite part about single-mothers is when you look deep inside her sons eyes and be like " you I am fuking you mom son!!!!!), of coarse they have to be at an age that they cant remember for my future safety!

[/quote]

T.M.I.You think screwing single-mothers is something to be proud off waryaa.

Looool@chilli

[Ashlee~]

^Read between the lines dan, dont ever get divorce or Advo will be there to put you to sleep!




Chilli, no my iddor love, what came to my mind was chilli can soap, who on thier right mind would describe thier natural beauty after a can of chilli soap, maybe it's not a big deal in your backward nation of uk, but people here in the U.S and A ( borat accent) would look at you craazy, but like I said before I dont discriminate againt fat girls even if they are dinasours ask foxxy. but thanks for the hint though, next time I am at bringaham, I will make sure to take you at to a all you can eat resturaunt

[DANGIRL]

[quote="Ashlee~"]^Read between the lines dan, dont ever get divorce or Advo will be there to put you to sleep!

quote]

Who said i was married to begin with???

[Ashlee~]

wtf?................I always had this image of you as a house wife with kids?




I dont know how and why but if your not married, that's a shock to me

[DANGIRL]

[quote="Ashlee~"]wtf?................I always had this image of you as a house wife with kids?
I dont know how and why but if your not married, that's a shock to me [/quote]

I was joking with you advocator i am married,but i dont have kids Yet! I am not just a housewife i have live that has nothing to do with me or my marriage.Anyway if i wasnt married why would that be a shock to you?

[Ashlee~]

Well with all due respect you sound too dame serious to be single, only married people are uptight so I figured long time ago there's at least 3 in the house


got dammmm I am good

[DANGIRL]

[quote="Ashlee~"]Well with all due respect you sound too dame serious to be single, only married people are uptight so I figured long time ago there's at least 3 in the house


got dammmm I am good [/quote]

Seriously, i must tell you again i am not married i was pretedning to be married so i could sound cool and wise.Dont believe what i say half of the time i flip flop side more than the average person changes they're underwear.But if i was married why would i hang around somalinet?

[Ashlee~]

Ms. John Kerry..............



"if i was married why would i hang around somalinet"

perhabs to kill time?



but would you beleive me if I said I was married......................Yes!! me advo?

[DANGIRL]

[quote="Ashlee~"]Ms. John Kerry..............
"if i was married why would i hang around somalinet"

perhabs to kill time?
but would you beleive me if I said I was married......................Yes!! me advo?[/quote]

Yes i am John Kerry the somali verison living and breathing.Even though,if i was married i would never think off logging into this place i just dont see myself doing that.trust me once i got married that'll be it for me,no more somalinet.I can see you getting married,but right now i highly doubt it.

[Ashlee~]

I didnt expect that....................but I am going to get married to Nagin ( that's right: you betta kick the dude in your life out now) cus I am comming


Seriously though................I wonder how I will quit somalinet, I mean when-ever I am infront of computer, I find my self here, I wish I never discovered somalinet, what would I be doing now, if it wasnt for somalinet? hmmmmm

[Foxy22]

chilli and DANGIRL,

There is this add. that says See the Person and not the Disability, Disability means Possibility. Which is true in somewhat but .... anyway I believe in miracles. I can't help but being angry at her at the same time but what was meant to happen will happen. You know what they call bikers? Organ Donors.

Can you believe I haven't seen her yet? I have to make sure I will be strong enough for her instead of rocking at the hospital and end up crying like there is no fukcing tomorrow.

[quote="mahamed99_sex"]foxy22..i didnt know they use nigger down under.is that what the white men calls you.


ps..wanna hold one of my balls.[/quote]

Flaming Fa-g, balls what balls? you got balls? and you wonder why I call you nigger? Aqli 6saac! Start thinking outside of your balls for once!