anyway if you follow these rules trust me you wont be lonely anymore.Where to go: The best place to go is weddings, loud music and crowds are always going to make things easier. You'll have more time to check out a Xalimo before talking to her, and chances are she's there to be talked to. It doesn't have to be a wedding, though. Meeting girls while they're at work is easy and fun, too. bus stops and coffee shops are not as good, despite popular opinion. Maybe younger girls are more open to conversation at these places, but there's a good chance you'll come off as creepy, which is instant death. Always err on the side of not-creepy.
What to do first: If you are going out to meet a girl, or you have any interest whatsoever, clean your apartment and car. What if you do bring a woman home, and your house is encrusted with semen and empty Mountain Dew cans? The girl is going to be grossed out, and if you are already killing your chances of bringing a girl home before you even leave the house, why go out at all?
Make sure to shower and shave. Cologne is an individual thing, but don't soak yourself in it. If you want it to last and be subtle, put a little spray on each layer of clothing you wear, even your naked body. Spray it in the air and walk through it. (I've personally tried it and it works very well)
The best thing to wear when you go out is a button-down shirt over jeans, untucked. With either non-white sneakers (think Deisel or Puma or something non-athletic) or casual shoes. This will get you into the most places, and you will feel comfortable standing in a wide variety of rooms. Please don't tuck in your shirt. This may change soon, but shirts are untucked for now.
Choosing your victim: Make sure your target does not have a date. I know this is simple shit, but Farax's fock this up all the time. If a farax seems to be her date, he probably is. Move on. Also make sure she's receptive to conversation. If the Xalimo is with a girlfriend and has her back to the crowed and never turns around, she doesn't want to be bothered. If she's facing the crowed, watching guys, she's receptive. Try not to stare, nobody likes a creep.
Try to make eye contact and exchange a smile. Alternately, you can roll your eyes at the music or a particularly cheesy person standing nearby or making a fool of themselves on the dance floor. If she seems receptive, walk over to her (when she's not looking right at you), and break the ice.
Breaking the ice: GQ magazine had an article about this guy a few years ago. They had some normal-looking schlub approach women with the line "Hi, I'm [name], is it OK if I join you?" This worked like 80% of the time. So, just walk up and introduce yourself and say "hi" or "Galab Wanagsan". Have an observation about the crowd or the wedding or the whatever ready to go. Don't trust your sparkling conversation skills, they are likely to desert you as soon as you start talking to a her. If you had a funny joke earlier in the day or week, feel free to recycle it. Or pick a topic every woman wants to talk about : them.
Talking to Xalimoos: You want to try to fill the first conversation with as many of two things as possible: jokes and compliments. Girls love a guy with a sense of humor, and they love it when someone notices something about them. If you think something is even remotely nice about them, they have planned their entire wardrobe around it. They spend more time looking at themselves than you could imagine.
Do not compliment their body. This is creepy, and remember: creepy is bad. Instead, compliment something they bought. Like their shoes or their jewelry. dress or sense of style, Earrings are a sure bet. Follow that right up with another compliment, in rapid succession, almost before she even has time to say thanks. Make it seem like you just noticed the second thing while complimenting the first. Complimenting a girl's facial ffeatures is just going to end up sounding corny. Say "you have pretty eyes" to a girl you just met and you're going to get to watch them roll.
Body language is important, and confidence is everything. Self-deprecating humor is fine, but you want it to seem like you are just being funny, not really downing yourself. Try to smile a lot. Sneak the occasional touch on the arm, like when there's someone about to bump into her, The upper back is also a safe area to touch. Don't touch her stomach or any sexualized areas of her body. Creepy.
Sealing the deal: Unless you have exchanged sexy looks or she started to come on to you, don't ask her what she's doing after the wedding is over. Just get her number by asking for it. If she invites you somewhere, that's fine, but girls hate desperation, and they don't like the idea that you're trying to make a one-night-stand out of them. If she wants things to go further, she'll hint it out for you.
Once you get her number, call her within a couple of days. You will have to leave a voicemail message, most likely, so be prepared, know what you're going to say. Once you leave the message, do not call back until you hear from her again. If she doesn't call you back, then she might have been giving you the number just to get rid of your ass. Hey, it happens. Move on and try again there's more fish in the sea.
OK, that was long enough, I'd be happy to fill in the gaps if you guys have more questions. What to do when you get shot down, how to avoid seeming clingy once you start talking, blah blah blah.
I am sure you are not comfortable asking your questions under the watchful eyes of SS females, so go ahead and email me at the confessional email and use the anonymous emailing service to keep your shit privet..
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