u are mpls farax if u call "party" hassan aden samatar concert
u are mpls farax if u call riverside plaza "Cedar"
u are mpls farax if u get your license from Wisconson becuz its easy
U are mpls farax if the cops charge you with Khat
u are mpls farax if u wear a leather jacket, drive Toyoto Camry and drink coffee
u are mpls farax if u live in a low-income house while working and going to school
