From: Pitsaleh
To: *Faithful
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:13 pm
Subject: Will You Not Fear Allah?
You'll never guess Faithful dearest, but I got a visit from none other than the arch angel Gabriel the other day. He said to inform you Allah is displeased with you. He instructed I remind you of the words of our beloved Mohammed: "three are the women who'll enter paradise: the Muslima who gives head during her husband's ritual ablution, the woman who opens her legs whenever her husband demands, and the disobedient wife that bows her head before her spouse for him to break a club over. "
A "severe torment" awaits you he said if you don't comply with Allah's wishes that you let me inside your chamber. Sweetheart You don't blow me anymore during the ritual ablution, and at THAT I take deep offense. So baby will you not fear Allah, live up to your name, and let me get at that meaty Mareexan/Habir Yonis pusssy (however mutilated)?
Fraternally yours ... Your loving brother in Islam.
Milo Ventimiglia
