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Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:11 pm

My wife and I attended a holiday party this past weekend.

After trying to mingle with all the well-dressed guests at the party, we happened to find ourselves beside a very attractive woman standing by the bar across the room. When, in an effort to be friendly, I asked her name, she coyly replied... "Carmen."

Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her while we waited for our drink, I responded with "That's a beautiful name. Spanish I believe. Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied and then in an obvious attempt to be cool and to put an old guy in his place she said; "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."

Then she asked in a condescending manner, "What's your name?"

"Golfpussy, " I replied. "And this is my wife Shopnag."

HELWAA · Post by **HELWAA** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:17 pm

gedo_gurl · Post by **gedo_gurl** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:10 pm

Idiot.

xayraan kale · Post by **xayraan kale** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:11 pm

Lil_Cutie.. · Post by **Lil_Cutie..** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:13 pm

Gacalisa · Post by **Gacalisa** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:26 pm

@this is my wife shopnag.

Broud-SeesTar · Post by **Broud-SeesTar** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:25 pm

funny.

Ashlee · Post by **Ashlee** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:29 pm

J-EASY · Post by **J-EASY** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:30 pm

Gatspy · Post by **Gatspy** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:31 pm

loooooooooooooooooooool. thx Grant thats funny shitt. dude u brought humor to a dull and bleak forum.

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