The Day Michael was Born

[Grant]

An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets
a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from
ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody
in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical
Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at
25 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "That's
about average back home, folks......like I said, my
boy's a typical Italian bambino."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted
due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that
typical Italian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little
suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25
pounds the day he was born!"

The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes
his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender
and proudly says.....

"We had him circumcised."

[Bagamundo]

Yeah, that sounds about right of the italians humor.

Pretty funny people.

[Gatspy]

funny shitt.

[Mystic_Angel]

michael's mom was probably saying

Sega sega mastro Ciccio
una patatina e una salsiccia
la salsiccia ce la mangiamo
e la patatina ce la conserviamo...

[michael_ital]

salsiccia 'e xaraam

[Demure]

Yeah Right.

[michael_ital]

^^ meaning?

[Demure]

Mike, actually that was not meant at you exactly or I should say at your post above me.

I was saying yeah right to the other Italian guy

[michael_ital]

Grazi Demuri'. LooooooooL

[Mystic_Angel]

Oh accidenti! Sei serio? .lol

[Babygal]

I hate italian language..