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musika man
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jokes
an ogaden ethiopian jaat seller is approached by the imam of his local mosque. the imam is concerned that this ogaden dude made over $200,000.00 last year, but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.
"first of all", says the ethiopian ogaden jaat dealer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and she is not covered by health plan. second, i had five kids through three divorced marriages. third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."
"i'm terribly sorry", says the imam, "i feel bad about asking you for money."
the ogaden ethiopian dude says to the imam, "yeah, well if am not giving them any money, why should i give you any?"
"first of all", says the ethiopian ogaden jaat dealer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and she is not covered by health plan. second, i had five kids through three divorced marriages. third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."
"i'm terribly sorry", says the imam, "i feel bad about asking you for money."
the ogaden ethiopian dude says to the imam, "yeah, well if am not giving them any money, why should i give you any?"
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musika man
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Re: jokes
^^
this one is for babygal arsaa
the drug jaat bust
the phone rings at federal drug enforcement agency headquarters.
"hello?"
"hello, is this the federal drug enforcement agency?"
"yes. what can we do for you?"
"am calling to report my neighbor hasan turki. he is hiding jaat in his firewood."
"thank you, this will be noted."
next day, the drug enforcement agents come over to turki's house. they search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no jaat, swear at turki and leave.
the phone rings at turki's house. "hey, turki! did the federal drug enforcement guys come by?"
"yeah!"
"did they chop your firewood for you?"
"yeah, they did."
"okay, now it's YOUR turn to call them. i need my garden plowed."
this one is for babygal arsaa
the drug jaat bust
the phone rings at federal drug enforcement agency headquarters.
"hello?"
"hello, is this the federal drug enforcement agency?"
"yes. what can we do for you?"
"am calling to report my neighbor hasan turki. he is hiding jaat in his firewood."
"thank you, this will be noted."
next day, the drug enforcement agents come over to turki's house. they search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no jaat, swear at turki and leave.
the phone rings at turki's house. "hey, turki! did the federal drug enforcement guys come by?"
"yeah!"
"did they chop your firewood for you?"
"yeah, they did."
"okay, now it's YOUR turn to call them. i need my garden plowed."
- Asraa
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Re: jokes
music nigga do i have to tell you again b im taken got a man who understands dont need no other my ride or die nigga move on n find someone am sure you will there a bunch of hoes errywhere
allowwwwwwwwwwww it
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musika man
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Re: jokes
[quote="Asraa"]music nigga do i have to tell you again b im taken got a man who understands dont need no other my ride or die nigga move on n find someone am sure you will there a bunch of hoes errywhere
allowwwwwwwwwwww it[/quote]
^^^
i want the best hoe in dixon, asraa.
^^^
i want the best hoe in dixon, asraa.
Re: jokes
true story...
My Co-worker once ask me where I was from
I told him that I was from SomaliNet....he replied "wow that's cool"
I thought he got the joke!
Months later he tried to introduce me to an other colleague, from Pakistan.....he said I was from near "Czech Republic"
The Pakistani had his eyes rolling...and seemed confused, and so did i....
I think he pulled a joke on me....
My Co-worker once ask me where I was from
I told him that I was from SomaliNet....he replied "wow that's cool"
I thought he got the joke!
Months later he tried to introduce me to an other colleague, from Pakistan.....he said I was from near "Czech Republic"
The Pakistani had his eyes rolling...and seemed confused, and so did i....
I think he pulled a joke on me....
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