Unbelievable!!

[Madmadoobe]

Its trully unbelievable what can happen in a short period of time

[Babygal]

things change drastically...

get over it...

[Basra-]

WHAT HAPPENED MACAAN?

[Madmadoobe]

You might find it hard to believe but today I had sex with two Somali girls! Just imagine a threesome with two Somali chicks. I certainly did not have this pleasure before today. It’s a long story but to cut it short I met this Somali chick in a lift a few days ago. And man was she fuking hot! Anyways, after saying hello and hi and iskawaran and fiican and all the formalities, I noted I had a few seconds of getting this chick’s # since getting an opportunity like this with a Somali girl was very limited. I happen to live in Australia, specially in a town where there is a very few # of Somalis and I said to myself.. “madmadoobe you will be damned if you let this golden opportunity slip away from you”. The doors opened and I casually checked the time of my tram’s arrival. It was due in 4 mins time and not showing any concern, I asked her where she lived. She told me suburb such and such, and asked me the same question. I told gave her the wrong info and asked her what she does. She told that she studies part time and works part time. I wasn’t even listening to what she was saying, instead I had this internal conflict going on within me….."don’t be fuley now madmadoobe just ask her for the damn number".. “ you just met her man da fuck is wrong with you, what if she tells to fock off”.." who gives a shyt, don’t fukcing checken out man, there is no witnesses, its just you and her besides you wont see her again if she rejects you, cammon man you’re a player you wont die cammoon".
So I turned to her putting a brave face on and said:
Fiiri walal, do you have a number, my tram is abt to come any minute now?
Gabadha: here you can dial your number from my phone, its not on private, so my number should show up in your phone!
I was like.., shitt, damn, god,.. all sorts of things were going through my head. I couln’t believe how hot she was, and how lucky I was, and how she just handed her phone to me so i can call my phone and get her number that way, and how my tram was abt to come any second….. my temperature rose and I started sweating, and got my number wrong in the process, and had to redial again, .. . fukc.. and how quickly i got it right this time, and how the tram arrived at the platform right on time!! I even had time to double check the number by asking her to quickly read it loud before I boarded the tram, which she did. I shouldn’t bother you with details but I thought it was amazing how everything just happened at the speed of light in perfect order.
About two days later I called her and we talked about anything and everything you can possibly imagine. We didn’t have phone sex though, its disappointing i know, but didn’t wanna come come across being a horney bastard you know. I wanted her to think I was normal, which offcourse I am. As I said earlier it’s a very long story, and I don’t wanna right an essay so to get to the point she called me during the day yesterday and asked me what I was up to and after telling her nothing she suggested I go to her place sinse her family went to the wedding of some relatives and it was only her and her friend at home. The presence of her friend worried me a little but I decided to go anyway, who knows they might be up for a threesome I thought to myself. Obviously I can’t tell you what happened in detail, but I can tell you that it was the best sex I have ever had, . Man some Fridays and Saturdays are just so fukcing great.

[Naaima]

stop lying stop trying

[Ismael_ax]

How they looked?

[Gedo_Boy]

Somalia's next great fiction author.

[SummerRain]

***BS!!! He only wishes he could get that lucky***

[ORGEONES]

Madmadoobe, congratulations dude

[Madmadoobe]

I told you guys it was unbelievable

[MJ-Pride]

Somebody broke his virginity with a bang

[michael_ital]

Whether or not it's true, good story. But say "Wallahi".

[Lil_Cutie..]

^Don't encourage him.

[michael_ital]

^^

[Lord Diplock]

That must be the cr(ppest shite I have read since Big Ron stop writing for Guardian Sport 150 yrs after he called Marcel Desaily a f*cking lazy nigger