WHAT IS DA FUNNIEST SITUATION U BIN WID HOYO?

[SOUTH STUNNA]

PEEPS....IM BORED SO I WANNA HEAR SUM FUNNI STORIES!!!!!!

[_BuFF_GYAL_]

when she use to come in to my room late at nite n catch chatting on da fone!!..cant fink of ne funny ones laakin i'l get bak to u on that!

[**weezy**]

that is soooooooooooooo true
I CUT TO BED AT 9.30 at night den come 2 OR 3 IN DA MORNING WEN I HEAR HER SUMoNe coming UP DA STAIRS I lock off the phone one time................................


now she becoming goood though wallahi ma mum calls my fone to check whhether it says busy or if it riings

[xamari_gash]

WEN SHE TRIED HOOKING ME UP WIV A SOMALI BREDDA

HOW CAN WE BE ON DA BUS NOW ME AND HOOYO
A BUFF MALI BREH COMES ON I COULDNT STOP
LOOKIN AT HIM DEN SHE WAS LIKE WAHDAFU*K

SHE WENT AND SAT NXT 2 HIM AND STARTED ASKIN
HIM 21 QUESTIONS WAH QABIL ARE U,,U GOT A GYAL
BLAH BLAH BLAH

ANYWAYS DAT DA FUNNIEST FINK I COULD FINK
OF RIGHT ABOUT NOW

[1_londoner]

[quote="xamari_gash"]WEN SHE TRIED HOOKING ME UP WIV A SOMALI BREDDA

HOW CAN WE BE ON DA BUS NOW ME AND HOOYO
A BUFF MALI BREH COMES ON I COULDNT STOP
LOOKIN AT HIM DEN SHE WAS LIKE WAHDAFU*K

SHE WENT AND SAT NXT 2 HIM AND STARTED ASKIN
HIM 21 QUESTIONS WAH QABIL ARE U,,U GOT A GYAL
BLAH BLAH BLAH

ANYWAYS DAT DA FUNNIEST FINK I COULD FINK
OF RIGHT ABOUT NOW[/quote]

rahhh loooooooool
id jump off da bus if ma mum ever did that.

[_BuFF_GYAL_]

[quote="**weezy**"]that is soooooooooooooo true
I CUT TO BED AT 9.30 at night den come 2 OR 3 IN DA MORNING WEN I HEAR HER SUMoNe coming UP DA STAIRS I lock off the phone one time................................


now she becoming goood though wallahi ma mum calls my fone to check whhether it says busy or if it riings[/quote]


allah thats deep! lol callin ur fone u know! joooke..ma mum aint that smart! half the tyme she ant even got credit!..laakin nowadays shes given up

[Abdi_westldn]

When she found a long piece of blonde hair stuck to my jacket

[SOUTH STUNNA]

EVERY DAY IS A FUNNI TING ID HOYO
JUS DA OTHA DAY WE WAS AT DA POST OFFICE....DOIN WAT WE DO BEST
N HOYO ASKD Y SHE GOT A LIL MORE THAN USUAL
RAAAAA SHE WAS TALKING BARE LOUD N EVERY1 WAS LOOKIN N LISTENING IN LIKE DAMN...SHE GET ALL DAT MNEY
N 2 MY SURPRISE SUM BUFF MALI GUY WAS STANDING DER...N HIS 2 MATES CAME IN
RAAAAA I WISH I WAS DEAD
DEN HOYO FINISHED N SED HI N SHII 2 DEM EXPLIANIN HER SITUATION LIKE DEY CARE...
DEN HAD DA NERVE 2 CALL MY NAME..BAIT! N DEN TALK ABOUT DA SHOPPIN N HOW MANY MILK WE GOTTA GET

DEN JUS WEN WE GOT 2 DA DOOR SHE ASKD ME IF I'M GETTIN MY EMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[_BuFF_GYAL_]

Abdi_westldn love ur avatar! lol

[holla_back_girl**]

well unfortunately 4 me ery1 sez dat my marge lukz like a olda sis
1 time we woz goin my auntiez house in east how can we get stopped around 20 times by sum lil boiz nd dum brez like slow down b i jus wanna get 2 kno ya
neway even doe i let dem kno dat woz my marge dey wer like das nuffin darlin den dey started a full on shukansi session my mum showd dem boi dey ran home so kwik how can 1 bre try move 2 my ma das jus naaaaasty my mum tol him wer 2 go but i wanted da ground 2 swallow me up uuuffffff.

trus gals u dnt wanna be chirpsed in front of ur ma its wrong
i wonda if dat only happenz 2 moi

[Abdi_westldn]

[quote="_BuFF_GYAL_"]Abdi_westldn love ur avatar! lol[/quote]


its the sheed alie

[SOUTH STUNNA]

LOOOL
I WUD CRY IF MY MUM GOT CHIRSPED
WAT ABOUT ME..................
LOL
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I WUD CALL ABO STR8

[SOUTH STUNNA]

LOOOL
I WUD CRY IF MY MUM GOT CHIRSPED
WAT ABOUT ME..................
LOL
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I WUD CALL ABO STR8

[_BuFF_GYAL_]

[quote="Abdi_westldn"][quote="_BuFF_GYAL_"]Abdi_westldn love ur avatar! lol[/quote]


its the sheed alie [/quote]

haahey! ku dhac! lol

[SOUTH STUNNA]

LOOOL
I WUD CRY IF MY MUM GOT CHIRSPED
WAT ABOUT ME..................
LOL
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I WUD CALL ABO STR8