WHAT IS DA FUNNIEST SITUATION U BIN WID HOYO?

[xamari_gash]

TELL US URS INIT

[AyEEyO_NiGiiS_WeYn]

lol..The only one i remember is when...I was walkin with my old Ma yeah and she didnt like what i was wearing ( there was nothing wrong with it)..But we went to turn a corner and my murva started screaming..'' MAXA WAXAN KU XIRAAY'' ( excuse ma marli)..i was like'' Hooyo please shut up man, why u always yellin in da streets wait until we get home..Then i looked to one side and i seen a bunch of somali boys in a car they started laughing @ me.. and i thinking Allah baacda..and my murva looked @ dem..n goes to the world '' HAHAHAHA I DIDNT REALISE THEY WERE THERE''...That just made things even worse

That day wasnt even funny doe it was more like shameful man..

[xamari_gash]

[AyEEyO_NiGiiS_WeYn]

Da worse i reckon is walkin in a quiet street with hooyo and u ask her sumin and she answerz it proper loud like and i'm like shhh please hooyo my murva always starts going..faakin beeetch ma aniga baa qaylinaya.. lol

[BaByGaL_8701]

Horta the Worst scenairo I had with ma hooyo is when buying something hooyo check the recipt for shoppin and if the woman add anythin up that not on the list.. oh boi jus say hooyo got knw how to merk the person and embarras him or her on the spot without no translation thnx god..one day woman added some product and hooyo said thats not on the list What the fuck u doing addin in to the list i was ...ma days i jus wish i neva born again.

Driving, hooyo is aggressive driver.... one tyme she told this cadaan breh to f**** up becos of driving wired on the road and u knw what she was about to put the middle finger up i was like hooyo ceeb thats not acceptable in here..she called some indian dude "egghead" for being jus a d!ckhead

[WESTLONDONGABAR]

da worst iz f*ckin da otha day i was goin 2 sum famo yard about 2 get on da e5 to golflinkz u no waam anyways im 17 u zimi i dnt do buspasses so i musta walked on da bus den hoyo walkz on behind me no oysta or nuttin manz like "EXCUSME WHEREZ UR PASS" she goez back searches for a buspass flashes it seen as she was usin dat like last week manz like thatz not the day 2day and shes gt the CHEEEEEEEEK to argue sayin "i bought this 2day....how cum u dnt tell me this u bulshit im a big women i bought this 2day u dnt tell me it is not 2day" WEN SHES BLAITNLY IN DA WRONG BACDAAAAAAAAAAAA!! AND 2 TOP IT OFF BARE MALI MANDEM WAITIN 2 GET ON DA BUS N HOYOZ ARGUIN DER BUSSIN UP LAUGHIN N IM LAUGHIN 2 STYL IT OUT WEN REALLY I WAS LOOKIN 2 CATCH A 95 BACK 2 ENZ.

[STREET_SWEEPERR]

marg caught me mashin a fileppino chick ..

[Naima201]

raaah dats just fucked up

[AyEEyO_NiGiiS_WeYn]

hahaha street sweeper ur crazy i'm suprised ur alive 2 tel da tale..If i eva dun dat ( god forbid) my murva would of chopped me upppppppppp

[STREET_SWEEPERR]

well dont wanna go into details but its fukked

like the other day marg goes waryaa orord telefon car ii soo gad
i was like naah hoyoo im tiered
she goes "tii xumeeyd indhaha yar yar maa kuu dalisii

[FLy]

[quote="EASTSIDE-05"]abtii remember wen i must had beef wid macalinka dugsiga
waa lii Doobeey which means dey tie ur jumper over ur eyes
and ur bottoms 4 ur legs
n ur s-shirt on ur arms

4get the dacas ...Fiilada playstationka aa lii soo bixiyeey[/quote]


.........thats scary dear.. but i malcaamad day beats were worser... the macalin use to put a pencil in between my index to my lil finger and get a stick and hit my fingers.... swear down it was real hate ..... astaagfurallah but i use to wish he got hit by a bus... but hey we all ended up gettin chucked out of it one by one.. da man hated girls thats why i hate him! And now i gets a personal macaliin come 2 my yard... oh how i abuse the hell out of him.............................but enough embarasing i use to see him all the time out n about den he comes teach me quran n wa kills it he's farax friend churps me... loolz i tell hooya he a dodgy muh'fa

[Qumanyoo]

[quote]she goes "tii xumeeyd indhaha yar yar maa kuu dalisii[/quote]

[REPPIN_SHANKVILLE]

Raaaaaaaassssstttttt

[Westernized Xalimo]

WHEN DA MUMZI FALL OFF MY SCOOTER IN DA MIDDLE OF A BUZY RD

SWEAR BARE MADNEZZ

HOW CAN MY MUMZI CHASE ME INFRONT OF BARE HEADZ N STEAL MY SCOOTER OFF ME

& RYDE BK


REVENGE SOON COMEE

[ImaGangstaGangstaGal]

^^^^ hooyodaa Gangister waye

Ive been in bre funny n embarrassing situations wiv hooyo..but once yh...we were in dis room...me..ma sistah n ma hooyo were chattin bout stuff n ma hooyo was trynna undress herself...n u c dis man lukin at us through his window(our neighbour) ...n im lyke how da fukc can dis ni99a luk at ma hooyo lyke da..whatdafukc...but ma hooyo didnt know bout it since me n ma sistah caught em slippin lukin @ us lyke...da minute ma hooyo turned her bac...she put up a middlefinger n called namesz at em n n closed down da curtains n started laufin lyke...caadi ma aahan