ALARM CLOCK......

[Da_Triple_Threat]

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

[Newboy]

i heard that aswell, we belong to allah and to whom we shall return backkk..if you know what im saying

[Sweet_Ladyee]

Hmmm. Good question. Newwie-----In what way does your reply relate to his question?

[1_londoner]

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

[Guess_Who07]

ALL THE GURLS WANT ME THAT DOEST MEAN AM GONA SLEEP WID THEM

U DIG

[UniQue_SiSta]

[TUUG4LIFE]

[quote="Guess_Who07"]ALL THE GURLS WANT ME THAT DOEST MEAN AM GONA SLEEP WID THEM

U DIG[/quote]


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