Miss Nude America Loses Title After Appearing Clothed In Wom

[Daanyeer]

Miss Nude America Loses Title After Appearing Clothed In Woman's Day

Source: The Onion
July 7, 2007 Author: staff


OCALA, FL—Tawny Bridges, Miss Nude America 2003, was forced to relinquish her crown amid scandal Monday, when it was discovered that she had appeared clothed in a 1999 issue of Woman's Day magazine. "Miss Bridges has conducted herself in a wholesome manner entirely unbecoming of this title," pageant chairman Peter Taub said. "We are a non-profit pageant that provides scholarships to promising young nude women and cannot condone her decision to pose clad."

[paidmonk]

How come no one ever talks to you?

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"We are a non-profit pageant that provides scholarships to promising young nude women and cannot condone her decision to pose clad."

No kidding!