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Bang?. Bang my transplanted Gu.s with ur teeth?. That’s when I’ll make u choke on the long tool. I gave u this life-time opportunity 2 lick it like a lollypop, and not sink ur teeth into it. Fu.cking Lax-wase --- can’t u get the better of it, without actually consuming my blessed D1ck like a hotdog. Additionally, I think ur cousin Camel-Shagger forgot 2 shave his Shuun aka Pubic hair off, and it’s trouble-free 2 guess where the stinky reek is coming out from
PHD in head-giving......
Masha Allah, u scored 3 points in a short while. Funny how, u can give quickies in PM-box faster than the eye twinkle, and yet again drop me a line or two?. Someone should bless u with an award, since u hold the world record in “Head-Giving” and mastered the art of “Anal-Se.x”. U are the only Somali prostitute, who can vie with white trashes. “Salute”.
Camel-Shagger......
A one night stand with ur vagina, will restore me 2 health, and heal my mental and physical nuisance love. I get this sudden periods of mania, when u neglect my calls, and rebuff 2 spread ur legs.
Lug-Laga-Wasay.....
I bet u’ll use ur walking stick against me, eh!!!. I heard u lost ur virginity 2 a cucumber Nayaahe, and u never tasted the real thing. I’ll put forward an offer --- Bring ur entire family 2 my apartment, and let us Dance using leaves and animals bones “Reer Diini (DiinDiin) Massai Style” before I bust my Gu.s and the big eggs dangling beneath it on ur face.
Maxa Helay Afarti love?. Tii Ugu Rooneyd Falane Weey Iska Yara Seexatay, but the rest are collectively working behind the scene 2 only “grab My Gu.s” like Charlie’s Angels........
My recommendation --- Walaasha (Lax-Wase) Gacanta Qabso, and hit the highway Yareey. As 4 the Qaldaan hooker "PHD in head-giving" --- our battle is not over yet, so next time bring ur Ina Adeer Munira 2 represent u....
Uryeso was born in a brothel thats why she got the sewage for a tongue, her father is a transexual mjarteen man who cut off his ceeb, got new pair of naso , had siiil transplant surgey, and got anus replacement surgery as well Nayaa Uryeso how can call u call anyone a shemale when your majrteen father is a bonofied shemale himself… this a report of him getting anus transplant
this is just in from Groznyy Chechnya, Elmi Farah Uryeso’s 55 yr rather healthy transsexual Somali male went under the Doctors knife last last nite to for anus transplant , Doctors had to cut thru layers of built up moldy worm infested African sperms.. doctors also found traces of : Cambodian goat semen, Mauritian donkey pre cum, the DNA of Rwandan gorilla discharge, and severe case of yeast built Jamaican saliva (for lubrication use).. elmi farah’s anus was replaced with a somewhat healthy Mongolian Horse anus to sustain anal poundings from rather large object… Doctors predict that if Mr.s Elmi Uryeso’s use his newly transplanted anus in a conserving manner it could last him for the remaining of his natural life.
This is Johan Farah reporting live from Groznyy , Chechnya for BBC
well Uryeso was raised in a Bossasso brothel, she is filthy whor and anything that comes out of her dirty mouth /siiiil/futo shouldnt surprise anyone ..
dont forget she came from the same brothel that produced: iyan hirsi waris dire iman yasmin warsame
Luq-Lagu-waso, ninyahow dumaarka Afkaadi ka ilaali baa ku oran lahaa, but I guess Ureysa is well known to karbash ciyaalka xafaada.Ureysoo, gacan ba ku tagey. Karbash the ilko yar dhoocil, After that send his ass packing back to gedo, where they await the rainy season other wise kaadidooda cabayaan sababo biyo la'aanto oo jirta.
Ureysoo is by far one of the intellectual females here on Somalinet, When her ideas differ from that of Camal herder you resort to this mess, You would rather resort to this than admit defeat ? waa yaab, I can understand luq-lagu-waso, he's an illiterate marexaan I don't expect much from his likes other than switching back and fourth with 10 other nicks to take on one individual oo waliba just recently graduated from high school can differ with her, due to the lack of knowledge.
Wallahi I've never seen nimaan oo hoos nigiis ka waatan, how can you call yourselves nin when infact your bitch.
bring your sheamle fathr to me ASAP im takin a xaar i want to him to clean my auns with his dirty mouth, then i will piss inside his mouth and i will rape his marjteeen anus with tv remote control..
Oh well, what we have here --- I guess 4 paralyzed women due 2 last night activities with my transplanted Gu.s + the same ol’ same anus-sniffing slut (Munira) I knocked off with my nuts. Something tells me, that when u physically attack one of the cu.nts, and throttle them with a Gu.s --- The rest will collide with the attacked Slut, not 4 the sake of shielding her, but 2 wrestle over my blessed 27 inches long transplanted Gu.s that could be mistaken with Tyson’s arm. Oh, not only that, u are dragging ur previous posts --- the outdated pics that u used against every girl on s/net, kills it off, Lol. It takes a stinky creature like me 2 shoot s/net faggots with my transplanted Gu.s just like a Machine-gun, and milks their Naaso like dozy cows. I say --- let me make it up 2 u, and grab on ur waist, while am intently looking @ ur eyes. Lift one of ur legs up, and place the long transplanted tool into ur wet vagina, while u screaming “Isii Ureeyso Isii” at the top of ur lungs. I was longing 4 a Ciida-Gale pu.ssy 4 the past 5 years, since I heard they differ from the ordinary Habaro (Wecel, Gu.s-Jeclo and Yasmin). Something about their vagina, that produces a honey-like liquid, that sticks 2 ur tool, and makes the process of implanting the thingy into their hole simple.
I think PHD in head-giving pleas and SOS alerts, pummelled ur radar straightforwardly. Why she’s weeping though?. I discovered a new se.x position 4 her, and treated her disabled azz with my Gu.s using Chinese hand-picked needles used in acupuncture. Rubbed her booty with my ejaculation 2 smooth the process, before I bless her with my tool. Not only, the UN and Aid associations will appreciate my services, they’ll even go further and ask me 2 sign a contract with UK charities 2 help all the disabled humans 2 safe a tree while recycling them like a used commodities. Plus, fulfilling their daily sexual fantasizes with a special-made objects --- “House keys, eyeliners, pens, dead men’s fingers, and Nokia cell phone (with inbuilt Vibrator), etc” ----
Advo --- Labadan Maalin Ma Fiiyoowe, but I arranged 2 different appointments with my local mental therapist and Doctor, 2 sort out this issue. I thought I was going through, “identity crisis” problems. Unfortunately, I spotted something that looked like a D!ck, hanging between my legs. I even found my self itching my private parts (instead of my eyes), and touched 2 hard entities. This calls 4 a warm “Wlc”, and guidance about men (and manhood). Wa Niga Mid Ahay, Info. Igu So Tuf Ninyahow.
AbdiNation.......
Looool@ “I guess Ureysa is well known to karbash ciyaalka xafaada” --- U got that one right, Eedo....