Freak-O-Meter

[Aerosmith]

Whats wrong with this Picture..........

Farah 1 to farah 2 and I quote....

Duqa.... Am I a Freak! My girlfriend of six months broke up with me this past weekend after I offered to give her my specialty "tongue anal massage". Incidentally the previous gf too left me after I initiated her into munching on her sweaty armpits.
Ironically, the few platonic friends with benefits I've had(whose hygiene I was sure of) were down with that and even enjoyed it. To be honest I don't want to enter any other relationship to be labeled a freak or nasty moron. Is there a way I could perhaps litmus test the freak-o-meter of a potential before I get involved. Lets hear it sxb. Hoga pointers isii bal.

Cheers.

[Megatron]

Bottom line is, is that if she's open enough to have pre marital coitus, then she's open enough to discuss the merits of cunnillingus.

[The-Screw]

Duuuuuuude, where the fock have you been? wlc back.

[Spookie]

I definitely picked up few interesting vocabulary from that.

[Voltage]

Spokie, Cunnilingus is one for me.

[razzberry]

[quote="Aerosmith"]Whats wrong with this Picture..........

Farah 1 to farah 2 and I quote....

Duqa.... Am I a Freak! My girlfriend of six months broke up with me this past weekend after I offered to give her my specialty "tongue anal massage". Incidentally the previous gf too left me after I initiated her into munching on her sweaty armpits.
Ironically, the few platonic friends with benefits I've had(whose hygiene I was sure of) were down with that and even enjoyed it. To be honest I don't want to enter any other relationship to be labeled a freak or nasty moron. Is there a way I could perhaps litmus test the freak-o-meter of a potential before I get involved. Lets hear it sxb. Hoga pointers isii bal.

Cheers. [/quote]

Alllllllllllrighty then

[Spookie]

[quote="Voltage"]Spokie, Cunnilingus is one for me. [/quote]

Did you see the one about the "tongue anal massage"?


That alone erupted despicable images in my head.

[FAH1223]

[quote="Spookie"][quote="Voltage"]Spokie, Cunnilingus is one for me. [/quote]

Did you see the one about the "tongue anal massage"?


That alone erupted despicable images in my head. [/quote]
qaxooti

[Megatron]

[quote="Spookie"][quote="Voltage"]Spokie, Cunnilingus is one for me. [/quote]

Did you see the one about the "tongue anal massage"?


That alone erupted despicable images in my head. [/quote]

Oh. I didn't even see that.

[The-Screw]

Spookie huh, trying to reinvent yourself?

[Aerosmith]

lol@Megatron. Lets hope the heffa does read these forums and will come clean. In between isn't it anilingus or swirl. I thought cunnillingus is the same as carpet munching. I could be wrong.

Waraa screw when is the revolution due.

Too many new folks. Ay ciyalka naga qabta.

[The-Screw]

1 1/2 months. ii baa shaal.

[Spookie]

Screw, naa once is always enough.

[Megatron]

tell ya what, homey. If'n yer inta Salad Tossing, the only REEEAL way to find out is to NOT ask. Just do it. Guaranteed you'll know within 10.