Men are like â?? Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Men are like â?? Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they donâ??t generate much interest.
Men are like â?? Blenders. You need one, but youâ??re not quite sure why.
Men are like â?? Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like â?? Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like â?? Commercials. You canâ??t believe a word they say.
Men are like â?? Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like â?? Eskies. Load them withnothingand you can take them anywhere.
Men are like â?? Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thatâ??s about it.
Men are like â?? Government Bonds. They take so long to mature
Men are like â?? High Heels. Theyâ??re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like â?? Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like â?? Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like â?? Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like â?? Parking Spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
Men are like â?? Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while
Men are like â?? Snow Storms. You never know when they are coming, how many inches youâ??ll get or how long they will stay.
Men are like â?? Used Cars. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
Men are like â?? ATMâ??s. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like â?? Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like â?? Newborn Babies. Theyâ??re cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like â?? Crystal. Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.
Men are like â?? Dry Cleaners. Most work fast and leave no ring.
Men are like â?? Laxatives. They irritate the sh*t out of you
