Cows

[thequeenfromtheeast]

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows. They get stolen, so
you blame the previous regime' and steal someone else's cows and
shoot the owner


A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION

A farmer has two cows.
You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international
community to supply more.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow
cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You pray to them for food.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the
newsman who reported the numbers.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
The one on the left is kinda cute...

[KeligiiJabhad]

[qoute]A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the
newsman who reported the numbers.[/qoute]

sounds hilarious. would have added that....

have sentenced the news reporter upto 00000 yrs in prison for mishandling the job.

[thequeenfromtheeast]

True..
I wonder what a somali cow would be?!!

[2Legit2quit]

A SOMALI CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You eat both cows and blame the Ethiopians.

[thequeenfromtheeast]

A SOMALI CORPORATION

You have two cows, one is from the North and the other from South, and they have no time to produce milk, there too busy fighting...

[2Legit2quit]

http://www.runcartoon.com/QISO2007.htm

[Ghetto_Faarax]

SOMALI CO-OPERATION

you have two cows one is chewing qaad grass and is high the other is bizzy talking on the phone to her girlfriends

[Mizzy_Flame]

SOMALI-CO-OPERATION

You have two cows one is gossipin about so and so's daughters..the otha one is discussing his qabiil in the magaayad.

[Crocodile Tears]

A SOMALI CORPORATION

You have 2 cows and both are very skinny
One is from MJ clan the other is from Hawiye clan
The UN send food rations for them cows

[Mizzy_Flame]

^^llow da qabiil-ish nayaaa

about mj

calaacal.dot.kom baad waada

[miss_sweets]

somali corporation

2 cows

remain

as cows

end of story

[military-mind]

somalia dont have no cows
da last cow that has been seen in somalia was in 1991

[womenofdreams]

And was dat you ^^^

[military-mind]

^ No zorry im not from somalia b4 u say we related

[womenofdreams]

related u wish inadeer