Be the perfect girlfriend

[Cawar]

My contract for the perfect girlfriend. Laugh at it if you will, ladies, but you are about to get some startling insights onto the male mind.

http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?a ... &GT1=26000


Funny..but some are valuable like this:

"The Man reserves the right to his favorite side of the bed at all times, no exceptions. He may permit The Lady to rest on his chosen side if he wishes, but should he find himself tossing and turning at 3 a.m., it is his right to reclaim said side with no ill will from The Lady."

PS. In muslim perpective the same rules(some) could be applied in marriage..

[Hyperactive]

ader ma fahmin.
what you're talking about.
markan arkam girlfriend iyo wahan lojigin
maskahdi ba qofol matay.lol

[HELWAA]

ader ma fahmin.
what you're talking about.
markan arkam girlfriend iyo wahan lojigin
maskahdi ba qofol matay.lol

[SummerRain]

Ah..the man's mind is so simple least to say. Also, as I was reading along, I realized Somali men have it good, too good in regards to relationships.

[Cawar]

Ader dont read it now..its intended for older folks..you can read this maybe next year..lol

[zulaika]

what is in it for her before she signs the dotted line

the contract is too unilateral.

[Faisah]

waa odayga isha la' guuxaada haka dheereeyn xaaji. kuwii lixdooda lixaad qabay ayaa meesha gabar ku la adigoo ilaah xaalkaaga ogyahayna iskaba daa

[Firefly]

You actually value a contract designed on msn dating & personals?

Most of the 'rules' are unfair, and only serve to please the man. The rules are absurd, superficial and unnecessary. What does the woman stand to gain by signing such a one-sided contract?

[Gatspy]

2- After the first time the Man arranges the words "I," "you," and "love" into a sentence, he will not be required to do so in response every time The Lady speaks the phrase. The Lady will also accept "Me, too," Ditto," or high-five in return.

3- The Lady will never speak the three-worded phrase when The Man is in the presence of either friends or co-workers. This is done out of respect for the mockery that is sure to result should he be forced to reciprocate while with said company.

lmao, this is the kinda thing u would hear on Seinfeld.